Post-Shower Shit.

[iSmokeweed]

this is my third post-shower shit since last thursday. i have been trying make sure that i get all the shit out before the shower, but it still doesnt seem to work!

in case you dont know what a post-shower shit is, it is a shit that need to take shortly after getting out of the shower.

any words of wisdom on ending this curse? its the worse feeling in the world (FACT) and its been killing me.

 

[gwhitey]

i too need to figure this shit out. its soo uncomfortable

 

[KEVTRON]

just shit mid shower?

 

[jason...]

Biggest pet peeve ever.

 

[KEVTRON]

as in get out of the shower and shit, then get back in.

 

[TheHamburglar]

only a problem for me if I drink coffee in the AM. will take a shower, drink some coffee, need to shit again within seconds

 

[crazysincethe80s]

Shunews all up in my vision

 

[Lansfield]

Meh, it just slips out, don't even need to wipe.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

i don't have this problem at all ...

is this like a common thing ?

 

[Anathema]

that's just weird yo. maybe you should try sitting on the can for like 5 minutes until you're sure you're empty.

 

[theabortionator]

 

[Poems]

This.

 

[Bill.Nye]

wut

 

[CliffyByro]

hahaha well played

 

[Lansfield]

what the fuck

 

[Stickity]

either spend an hour trying to vacate your bowels beforehand or just hold it in until it doesn't matter anymore

 

[theBearJew]

No, Just build a toilet in your shower so you can shit while you shower.

 

[7-3instacall]

its all mental, all mental

 

[iSmokeweed]

and like sometimes i dont even have to shit going into the shower, but the second i pull the curtains to get out of the shower, im like "i gotta take a shit!"

 

[PON3]

Stomp it down the drain.

 

[TheClap.]

+K

 

[84891jnf92048]

ahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit

 

[bangarangmules]

I'm glad you cleared that up haha.

 

[midwestpowhunter]

Bidet or baby wipes problem solved

 

[Spinoza]

do you ever just not wipe if you know youre about to take a shower right after?

 

[roddy116]

drop a duece before you get in the shower?

 

[gotti]

no i don't want fecal matter dribbling down my legs

 

[Lucas]

shlowers

 

[Crossfade]

oh man i remember this story ahahaha +k

 

[chicken]

the worst. thankfully usually doesn't happen to me.

 

[HorsecockTony]

What are you talking about? I used to have this same problem, but then I decided to start plopping out my chocolate loaves in the middle of my floor.

 

[REDFRO420]

Man i hate those trick your body into thinking your about to shower then go in a little bit then you'll feel the shit coming on wait for a bit and then run a poop and go back to having a nice shower and your balls wont smell like shit.

 

[EricaMN.]

ahahaha oh god, i wish i could give you even more karma for this

 

[Spinoza]

Why not?

 

[schusson]

lost so fucking hard

 

[Spinoza]

scrolling through this thread is just a bunch of pics of boners and shit due to over-quoting.

i dont mind though

 

[-Mugatu]

It goes shit THEN shower, NEVER the other way around/

 

[theabortionator]

somebody needs to make a tshirt

 

[Spinoza]

 

[e_strapp]

Awee yeah!

 

[DayMan]

Oh. My. God. That is the single greatest creation I have ever seen. Love the Jiberish logo ahahahaha