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Star_F*cker

Star_F*cker

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Post abouth something awsome or funny as shit that has happened at youre school

a blackhawk helicopter came to our school for career day and i got to sit in the fucking gunner seat dude that shits choice and theyre fucking HUGE

 
me and some freinds found some books in the library, extreamly useful. only we know about them to, well i think, i dont see any one else with them..
 
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this kinda goes along with the what do you only know about your school thread. just a heads up that it is really similar
 
The other day a kid cut 3 of his fingers off, just to the end nuckle, but funny shit nonetheless. I dont think they've found the ends of his fingers yet either.
 
um we are on a college campus, my highschool, and there are a bunch of sick pizza places and shit that we go to, but anyways this one custy ass motherfucker has grases ass hair, so this kid was rubbing on it telling he needs to shower, so the custy kid gets up and socks him in the face, then his boys jump in and kick the shit outa the custy kid, and all these kids are dirt bags, but they took the custy kids backpack, still full of all his books and droped a HUGE shit in it, the kid didnt know until he opened his bag, oh what a suprise
 
my freind cut the main 1 inch thick power cord to the sewing room, shot back 10 feet and teh scissors melted to his hamd... hes not very smart
 
in third grade this kid got stuck in the desk behind me and he had to walk out of the class into the hallway with a desk stuck around his neck. they closed the door but then we heard the sawing they had to do to get him out. it was great
 
oh shit that reminds me:

twas grade one. i go to sit down at my seat. but i failed to see the pencil some kid was holding up that i'd sit on. i sat on this pencil. this pencil literally stabbed me in the asscheek and i was bleeding profusely. i was rushed to the nurses office where they treated my wound and i was then taken home by my mother. i will never forget this experience
 
In band the other day...

now that I have your attention...

The band director was asking an easy question for the benifit of us all, about the topic of lessons. He started a sentance: "Now what am I gonna say to Willie when he misses his-" at that point I thought it would be fun to own a few nooblars. I interupted the shit out of him in mid sentance with the word PWNED!, said outloud, timing was great, I sounded like a total moron, but the whole band thought it was funny eneough that it spared us the rest of his lecture, and I got the new director really pissed.
 
i switched with another kid on picture day ao he was me and I was him...i walked with a saturday detention, which is lucky cause the dickhead principle was calling it identity theft and was going to put me on probation
 
today our janitor named javier ran up and chugged this kids gatorade while he was in line for food and then just walked away like nothing happened
 
hahahaha. pwnage. javier is a lurker.

also today, i was in line getting class rings, and javier, the older mexican dude who doesnt talk, just like leans over my shoulder for like 5 minutes and just stares at rings. it was funny, because of his lurking status.
 
Last year our social teacher was late so me and one of my friends decided to try to pick the lock with a paperclip. The teacher's coming and the paperclip breaks off, but it's still sticking out a little bit and I was trying to get it out, well the teacher tells me to move and jams the key in the door pushing the paperclip all the way to the back. They had to call a locksmith to get the clip out and we completely missed social. I was lucky, I didn't get in trouble at all.
 
we played a game in high school called bounce the giant rubber bouncy ball as high as you can into the quad and ruin people's lunches.

one time we hit the edge of a gangster ass mexican's nachos and flipped them all onto his gf.

he was pissed but somehow the ball bounced right back to us (probably kicked away from the gangsters in anger) and he didnt see where it went, so we didnt get our asses kicked
 
I told this story in another old thread but it got deleted. Last year at the homecoming dance, this freshman kid on the football team was dancing with this kinda slutty girl. And he was grinding and popped a hard on. Now, most of us would have known not to get too carried away, but not this kid. He came in his pants. He ran out of the cafeteria and poured coke on his crotch so people wouldn't smell the semen. Then he told his friends who told the whole school. Now he's known as the homecummer.
 
A science teacher came to class late on friday wearing yellow sunglasses and was obviously high and while the class was writing he started slurping on his drink and one kid goes"thats not annoying or anyhting" and the teacher just starts to almost evil giggle for like 10 minutes. and then the class is walking to the computer lab and out of nowhere, not directed at any one he just goes "whose goin huntin" in a texas accent. He has only visited texas once in his life.
 
last year the grad class called a bomb threat into our school right before homeroom. they did it as the grad prank, they even put a black backpack with an alarm clock into a random gym locker. while i realize that this was immmature and cost our taxpayers a ton of money it was still great. the bombsquad came and we got the etire day off. it was in june so we spent the day at the beach

 
that's really not that cool.

the bomb squad puts their lives on the line when they investigate something like that, and when they find out it was a fake, they will be somewhere in the back of their minds thinking that the next one is most likely a fake, and then they'll get killed.

you're burning in hell for laughing at that one, burning real good. \\
 
this one kid on the baseball team in the yearbook picture hung his wang out of his pants. They published all of the yearbooks and didn't learn about it until after the 1st day. After that they ripped all of the page out. funniest shit ever but i think the kid got expelled.
 
my brother was in class and he said that a kid set up a plan to have his phone go off in the middle of class. When it went off he answered it and said, "what thats horrible," and then he threw his phone on the ground, ripped his shirt off and had a super-man costume on under it and ran out of the room and never came back to class that day. turned out that he got 3 days of ISS for skipping school.
 
pshh, once i sexuallly harrassed my librarian...

another story is during freshmman year we had to do this community service at a nursury. so me and a few other kids found the stinging nettle and cut off the leaves and started stinging people. then some kid was allergic to it and he got slapped in the face and his whole face swelled up. kinda scetchy actually
 
we had this one kid what would always be in the library. One day i tryed to open this book and it would not open up. It was fucking weird right. So me and my gf at the time just decided to fuck off. The kid was just looking at us as were walking away....stalker style. The next day, we see this kid being taken away in handcuffs. We ask the librarian what was up, she said the kid had been wacking off in the books. I almost puked my guts out.
 
hahaha thats so great i wanna try this.

umm at ou r school last year a kid im my grade cheated on his girlfriend with another girl and fucked her in the bathroom during like 3rd period. then some girl walked in on them and told evryone. it was so funny cuz it got all around the school within like 1 period. and his girlfriend thought that he just made out with the other girl. so whenever we were around them, we would make jokes, hinting at what really hapenned.
 
back in high school some guys sat in the back of the classroom. some of these guys have a vandilizing problem and liked to rip the tiles out of the floor. One day we went out to lunch to taco bell and we had some left over tacos so we brought them back to school. One of the guys decided once he got to class he didn't want to carry the taco around with him but he had nowhere to put it. So he decided he was going to hide it under the tile. i went to distract the teacher and the taco was placed under the tile. It sat under that tile for 3 months and everycouple of weeks we would lift up the tile and this horrible stench would fill the room. The school eventually had to retile the whole classroom cause the mold spread.

After this incident these guys would hide random bits of food in the classrooms. eventually one entire wing of the school smelt like compost.
 
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