I have a couple good ones:
1-I play the banjo and im pretty good at it.
2-my mom plays the guitar and is in a blugrass band called the Possum Pie Pickers
3-My parents are divorced (not a big deal) and my dad is a ski bum
4-I'm the only kid in my family who isn't loaded and goes to private school.
5-My grandparents have a summer house in Nantucket and their neighbor is John Kerry. I went to church and he was there (this is back when he was running for Pres). There was a mob around him and i had a little razor scooter. The Secret Service grabbed me, pulled me out of the crowed and told me my scooter was a dangerous weapon so i couldnt be near him. Mind you i was like 11 or 12 at hte time.
6-A bird just flew into the side of my house...shit.
7-When we were moving into my moms house a hummingbird flew in and its beak got stuck into the wall like a dart.
8-My dad used to rent his house to college kids. They were all stoners and used to sit on the roof and smoke weed, throwing thier seeds onto our lawn. My dad goes away all summer and when he comes home, there are 150 pot plants growing in our front yard. At the time we lived on a very busy part of town. Not to mention the chief of police was our neighbor. Anyway, my dad went out in the night and picked all the plants, threw them into a big pile behind our house, threw a tarp over it, and let the pot decompose. Sweet.
9-My mom can be completely psychotic. like seriously she takes meds.
10-I'm 17 and never have been in a relationship, and never have kissed a girl i was going out with or even interested it.