this isn't a fact persay...more like a bunch but:
1. My name is Christian when I was a fat little baby my mom called me Chris-chin-a-chin-chin
2. My sisters asked if I'd ever have a neck
3. I use to have a british accent
4. I use to jump in the toilet thinking it was a jacuzzi just for me (i was 2-3 don't ask)
5. I would hump random stuff when I didn't know it was wrong and I stopped after "sexually harassing" a girl my age in kindergarten who said no when I asked her to marry me