Post a random fact about chuck norris
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chuck norris is a popular person to make fun of..... becasue well, hes a joke
snocone2001
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When did this whole chuck noris thing start?
lineskier10
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can eat a Rubix Cube and poop it out solved.
One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can eat a Rubix Cube and poop it out solved.
Heres some random facts about anything that has ever died out/became extinct/ or lost its cool.
Dinosaurs. No wonder they are extinct, Big Head, Small Brain.
Napoleon Dynamite. Lost its specialness after 12 year olds were often found congregating and quoting the movie everytime. Not to mention it wasn't cool anymore after it was re-released.
Chuck Norris. Do you people actaully like this guy, he's not a hero. He was never even that popular to begin with. He did Dodgeball because his career was pretty much shit out of luck, and he wasn't wrad anymore. Dodgeball picked him to make fun of him, and Uncle Chuck basically agreed to be made fun of.
It doesn't really bother me. People make fun of other people for representing shit they like. Shit, us skiers get the worst of it, we are snow skiers, no one thinks we are cool except ourselves. We as skiers feel fortunate when we see skiing on Television. It makes us feel that much better about being skiers. I know sometimes Im embarrassed about being a skier, but I just remind myself that it's dope, and I've made my best friends through riding. But it all relates to making fun of shit other people like.
Woow. I completely changed directions on that one. Kind of like Im an Idiot. Fuck Chuck. Fuck Skiing, and Im an idiot.
Have a good day.
Dinosaurs. No wonder they are extinct, Big Head, Small Brain.
Napoleon Dynamite. Lost its specialness after 12 year olds were often found congregating and quoting the movie everytime. Not to mention it wasn't cool anymore after it was re-released.
Chuck Norris. Do you people actaully like this guy, he's not a hero. He was never even that popular to begin with. He did Dodgeball because his career was pretty much shit out of luck, and he wasn't wrad anymore. Dodgeball picked him to make fun of him, and Uncle Chuck basically agreed to be made fun of.
It doesn't really bother me. People make fun of other people for representing shit they like. Shit, us skiers get the worst of it, we are snow skiers, no one thinks we are cool except ourselves. We as skiers feel fortunate when we see skiing on Television. It makes us feel that much better about being skiers. I know sometimes Im embarrassed about being a skier, but I just remind myself that it's dope, and I've made my best friends through riding. But it all relates to making fun of shit other people like.
Woow. I completely changed directions on that one. Kind of like Im an Idiot. Fuck Chuck. Fuck Skiing, and Im an idiot.
Have a good day.
CEDARIMAGE
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Ive got one chuck norris is a bitch
rogerlodge
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phil collins challenged chuck norris to a drinking contest before a show once. phil passed out after 6 shots of moonshine, chuck went on drink 12 more shot followed by a litter of anti freeze just to prove collins is a bitch
back_woods
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