Post a quote!!!

[TheQuailman]

Hey everyone, I need to find a qoute for school that has to be insiperational or teach a lesson but my teacher is cool so I can make it funny and stuff so post a funny quote and say who its by

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

"use the search bar"-ski_unit_19

 

[RastaSkier9]

V

 

[ThaLetterM.]

"The bengals suck"

 

[TheQuailman]

thnx rasta skier

 

[fappy]

"I opened a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said Please Try Again because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong...or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. C'mon Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."

-Mitch Hedberg

 

[Hund3y]

I'm a big dumb faggot-freeskier1292

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

thats what people have been trying to tell you

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

^take that you little noob ass bitch....HAHAHAHAH

 

[drewishish]

'IM rick james bitch"

 

[freestyleskiin]

"Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing."

 

[TheQuailman]

Fuck you noob

 

[skiSU]

If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT.

-Zappa

 

[Norred]

sorry but that's bill brasky.

 

[--Binger--]

thug em, fuck em, leave em, cause we dont fuckin need em'

 

[bhill2.0]

"Afroman likes tall cans"- Me and Afroman

 

[whattheshit]

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm." - mike tyson

 

[twix_182]

"I'm gay"-Jklops

 

[nickmcnutt]

"i get to go to all kinds of overseas places, like canada"

- britney spears

 

[jonnydub]

"Don't be half steppin' or you're gonna get played"

 

[.John.]

"I've never kissed a girl"-Steve Franklin

 

[twoplankerbean]

"I can define success and failure for myself. I don't need anyone else to do it for me."

 

[timmi]

if you dont fall, your not trying hard enough. - thats either tanner hall or johnny mosely. somebody correct me

 

[d.spong]

only when you are no longer afraid do you begin to live.

 

[freestyle_kyle]

'mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.'

JFK

 

[tBatt]

heres a great one "trying is the first step to failure" by homer simpson...very school appropriate

 

[harlemcracka]

"All is deceit, all is a dream, all is not as it seems."

Nikoli Gogol

 

[Timmy_G]

Hmm... A good quote..

Surgeon Generals Warning:

"Smoking causes lung cancer, heart disease, Emphysema, and may comlicate pregnancy"

 

[FUUUCK]

when the red river flows, take the dirt road

 

[JamesB]

shit wouldnt fall into your hands if you couldnt handle it

 

[JFerg]

hahaha use that one, its inspirational for sure.

 

[Bloom.]

"poop"-jim borchardt

 

[jimmychung]

ahahahah did she really say that? dumb bitch.

 

[mz2288]

"suck my dick" ron jeremey- stifler

 

[SteveStepp]

"Scared to death, scared to look, you shook. There aint no such things as halfway crooks" - Mobb Deep

"You tryin to ski quick?" - Steve Stepp

 

[Edward.]

nigga nigga niggaaaaaaaaaaaaa

-Eddie Choe

 

[Leckett]

if ya aint got love, ya aint got shit

 

[shea.]

"Over time most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new... For me there is skiing, nothing more, nothing less it encompasses everything. Every day im out there" - pep fujas