What the fuck is that thing? That looks outrageously painful... it reminds me of that post in a Funny Stories thread or something where some kid became 100% sure that his girlfriend had stuck spikes in her pussy (apparently some kind of anti-rape thing that stabs anything that goes up there) and so she had to spend 20 minutes convincing him she didn't and at some points practically begged him to have sex with her... pretty amusing. But still, what the fuck? That's gross haha.