post a pick up line thread

Some cheap skiing ones, but I'm bored: and I appologize to all the ladies in the house.

-Wanna grab my tail, while I go huge?

-You like gorilla steez? Good, cuz I'm more like a horse

-Ever ride a superpipe?

-I nutted myself on that rail, make it better.

-How about a pole planting demonstration?

-I have a minipark in my yard, care to grease my rail?

-What do you prefer? front or back?

-How stiff do you like them?

-How do you like to be mounted?

-Can you mute? cuz I dont want to wake up my parents

-I like my skis like I like my women...waxed

-I hope you brought your goggles, I would hate to get some in your eyes.

-^corny version: get rid of the mirrored lense, it hides those beautifull eyes.

-Are you comfortable with switchups? cuz I can't stay in the same position too long

-Do you like riding boxes straight on? or would you rather take it sideways?

-Do you go bothways?

-Switch on or switch off?

-Wait a minute, are you SARAH BURKE!?! No? Ok bye

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Skiing or sex?

'honeslty for me skiing, while I'm having sex I think about skiing, but when I'm skiing I don't think about sex at all'

fakie_jibber

 
'you know how some guys drive really fancy expensive cars to make up for certian.. uh.. shortages?? well.... I don't even have a car'

or there is the sympathetic approach:

'I invented a car that runs on love!! ....It's been out of gas for 3 months :( '

It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
 
so...your place or mine? (as she's thinking how to respond) well, lets flip a coin. head at my place tail at yours

would you have sex with a complete stranger? (No.) Then Hi, my name is...

Do you know what part of the tongue registers the 'salty taste? Lets experiment and find out.

Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Would you like to go upstairs and talk?

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger; imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

 
this ones from family guy.... are you a parking ticket? cuz u have fine writte all over you.

i wouldn want to get between you ladies or would i?

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
wait...i've seen you before! ehm...wait...em...yes, in the encyclopedia, there was a picture of you, next to 'Wow'!

proudly representing ISCHGL, TIROL, AUSTRIA
 
heres two

(say this to a hot girl)'Im with the FBI, and we have reason to beleive your a man. We need to investigate immediately. If you resist, youll be arrested.'

Theres a samwhich in your pants! Here, lemme help you, Ill eat it out.

C-Man
 
heres two

(say this to a hot girl)'Im with the FBI, and we have reason to beleive your a man. We need to investigate immediately. If you resist, youll be arrested.'

Theres a samwhich in your pants! Here, lemme help you, Ill eat it out.

C-Man
 
heres two

(say this to a hot girl)'Im with the FBI, and we have reason to beleive your a man. We need to investigate immediately. If you resist, youll be arrested.'

Theres a samwhich in your pants! Here, lemme help you, Ill eat it out.

C-Man
 
heres two

(say this to a hot girl)'Im with the FBI, and we have reason to beleive your a man. We need to investigate immediately. If you resist, youll be arrested.'

Theres a samwhich in your pants! Here, lemme help you, Ill eat it out.

C-Man
 
yea you kind of quadrupal posted... haha its all good man.... you'd need some sort of a costume for that one tho ^

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
if you werent so hott i wouldent like you

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' ~ Tanner hall ~
 
You have really nice legs... what time do they open

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

GO BIG OR GO HOME
 
i liked the one 'wanna dance?' 'no' 'c'mon i lowered my standards you could lower yours'

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
anyone...?

if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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girls have the best DNA... but then they spit it out
 
Hey, what's up? My name's Mack.

Things usually go from there in good directions.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
your so so sexy lets make hot russian love hahaha

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
I didn't read the thread to see if this one's been posted but:

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice. Hi my name's...

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned…

 
^it worked for me

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
the best one ive heard yet so far is 'your so hot that i'd suck a fart outta your ass!'

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
guys this is the best one ever....

go up to a bitty and say 'i bet my friends i could talk to a really beautiful girl... can i buy you a drink with there money?'

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
here are the best pick up lines ever

nice shoes....wanna fuck?

and

do you live on a rooster farm, cause u sure know how to raise cocks!

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1-are you from tennessee?

2-no why?

1-because i wanna fuck you

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
if i were a peice of shit i would be in u forever

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HEY POM-POM THIS GUY SMELLS LIKE PEA SOUP.

WHY DIDNT YOU TRANSFUR THE BAKFLIP?
 
Here's a good one...you go up to a girl at a party and say, 'Did you invite all of these people? Cause I was under the impression it was just gonna be the two of us.'

'If you could be the top scientist in your field, or have mad cow disease, which would you choose?' -Harry Caray
 
haha just ask a girl if she wants to have a party and when she starts namin people off that she wants to come just be like i meant a party for two at your favorite restaurant dammit

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
'...theres a pants party....party of pants...'

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

'Excuse me, but you dropped something back there' Woman: 'What's that?' You: 'This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.'

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

You see my friend over there? Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
 
ive had so many girls use the library card one on me and it has never worked but i swear if a chick came up and said i ski i would giz all over her face
http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=13061053

eggs and bacon double steezy if you pleezy

you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash all right

 
Go up to a girl and tell her she has a kind chin. She'll be like what do you mean by a kind chin. Then you follow that up with 'the kind of chin I would like to rest my balls on.'

 
stolen directly from november issue of freeskier.

use on german girl: start with 'my german is bad so give me a brake' then try 'he kann Baby, ich Kaufen sie ein Gertrank' if this works then get her a drink and say 'sie sind die schonste Frau in der welt' and finish with 'kann ich ihre Telefonnummer erhalten'

i dont know if this works but im giving it a shot next time i get a chance

 
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, lets go fuck.

-How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, poached, or fertilized?

-If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was xmas, could I meet you in between the holidays?

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Formerley 'Skierguy48' orginal member

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E.C.S.M.

^ shut up, your a fag your not supposed to love women, your supposed to love long hard cock buried deep inside your anus- Lateralis commenting on ATLANTASKI talking about women

 
this is tghe best one so...your place or mine? (as she's thinking how to respond) well, lets flip a coin. head at my place tail at yours

how does the polarbear one work?

'Armada is to you: what a twinkie is to a fat kid' Tanner Hall

'Best memory on Skis: When we were swinging on the chairlift, hit a lift tower and derailed the chairs' Boyd Easley
 
So, what do you do for a living besides always making me excited and warm all over?

'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
 
this ones good to look down at your penis and then look at the girl, look down again and then back at the girl and say 'its not gonna suck itself!!!!!!'

'Armada is to you: what a twinkie is to a fat kid' Tanner Hall

'Best memory on Skis: When we were swinging on the chairlift, hit a lift tower and derailed the chairs' Boyd Easley
 
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