post a pick up line thread
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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want to measure my dick?
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
thatz skiierish eh?!?!?!!
Frenchy 88 ruined the algebra one on the first page the U+I=69 doesnt equal 69 is dumb. There real one is .... hey can u help me with long division......say this to the hot chick
Okay lets add you and I subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and lets multiply... then if she says anything slap the hoe and say, 'hey hoe this wasn't a word problem'
i invented eBay so does that mean i get a discount on the crap u sell
Okay lets add you and I subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and lets multiply... then if she says anything slap the hoe and say, 'hey hoe this wasn't a word problem'
i invented eBay so does that mean i get a discount on the crap u sell
downhiller52
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is that dress felt? would it like to be?
downhiller52
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i think i could fall madly in bed with you!
downhiller52
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if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
downhiller52
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you remind me of a champion bass, i don't know weather to mount you or eat you.
downhiller52
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if i jumped on your back, would you beet me off?
downhiller52
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nice pants, can i test the zipper?
do you live on a chicken farm, 'cause you sure know how to raise cocks?
are you free tonight...or will it cost me?
do you live on a chicken farm, 'cause you sure know how to raise cocks?
are you free tonight...or will it cost me?
rsd
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yeah im not quite sure whats up with that one^^
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Itsbackfliptime
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skeechic1357
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haha oh man I think if a guy actually said any of thes to me I'd slap him O'Hara style right across the face. Funny to read though, haha.
Let's make like a tree and...bounce!
Let's make like a tree and...bounce!
BattleAxeFortress
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this one's worked a few times at the clubs...
'Hey... Why aren't we dancing'
'Damn, what do I have to do to be your booty-call?'
'If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me? I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me ... I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss ... why you acting like that? Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me.' - Mike Tyson
'Hey... Why aren't we dancing'
'Damn, what do I have to do to be your booty-call?'
'If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me? I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me ... I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss ... why you acting like that? Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me.' - Mike Tyson
estaked
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so bad^^ but mine is worse and probably already said. Nice shoes wanna fuck?
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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park
HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM
SKIING IS SOOOOO HIP RIGHT NOW!
ETSAHCCLNPKP(TAOS)UTLILDMLFSM REP! REP!
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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park
HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM
SKIING IS SOOOOO HIP RIGHT NOW!
ETSAHCCLNPKP(TAOS)UTLILDMLFSM REP! REP!
estaked
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YO GURK U FROOOM TENNISEEEE? BEC U DA ONLY 1O I C
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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park
HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM
SKIING IS SOOOOO HIP RIGHT NOW!
ETSAHCCLNPKP(TAOS)UTLILDMLFSM REP! REP!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park
HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM
SKIING IS SOOOOO HIP RIGHT NOW!
ETSAHCCLNPKP(TAOS)UTLILDMLFSM REP! REP!
Adamskinick
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some of mine have been said, just read my signature, all good ones
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courtesy of trouble:Okay lets add you and I subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and lets multiply... then if she says anything slap the hoe and say, 'hey hoe this wasn't a word problem'
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Credit to Handiboard for this one:Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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courtesy of dynastar concept: Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
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this is mine
ok so have to do this to a girl u hate, so u go up to her when she's talkin and stop in the middle of her sentecne and go 'open ur mouth' wait till she does it, and then say 'umm.. no won't fit' and walk away?
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my love for you is like diahrea, i just cant hold it in
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courtesy of trouble:Okay lets add you and I subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and lets multiply... then if she says anything slap the hoe and say, 'hey hoe this wasn't a word problem'
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Credit to Handiboard for this one:Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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courtesy of dynastar concept: Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
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this is mine
ok so have to do this to a girl u hate, so u go up to her when she's talkin and stop in the middle of her sentecne and go 'open ur mouth' wait till she does it, and then say 'umm.. no won't fit' and walk away?
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my love for you is like diahrea, i just cant hold it in
SNOWMAN17
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guy: hey, do you have aol?
girl:yeah
guy:whats your phone number?
...my friend tried that on a girl and he was like ''do you have aol?' she looked at him and was like ''what are u like 7'' and then walked off
i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
girl:yeah
guy:whats your phone number?
...my friend tried that on a girl and he was like ''do you have aol?' she looked at him and was like ''what are u like 7'' and then walked off
i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
action_shot
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you have over 200 bones in your body would you like one more?
~never be bought. never be sold~
~never be bought. never be sold~