post a pic of your goggle tan

Post a pic of your goggle tan.

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what if some of us dont have much of a goggle tan yet?

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-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

- the saying around here is: Go Big Or Go Home
 
i just did this one

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wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
and it failed miserebly

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wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
o god, i actually got bored today cuz the snow sucked so i actually layed on the deck of the shack in our park with my goggles on working on it. i was thinking about taking my goggles to the tanning bed too.

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

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it was really sunny at my hill today i was kinda working on it.. and a jump at the same time.

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-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

- the saying around here is: Go Big Or Go Home
 
Laying out in the sun with your goggles on is probably the gayest thing I have ever heard in my life. I can't even believe it. A goggle tan is a badge of honor for the number of days spent skiing, not working on your tan. Gimme a fuckin break.

 
There is a code!

1. no wearing goggles while driving

2. no using tanning lotion to enhance goggle tan

3. no tanning beds

4. use common sense, you know when you're cheating

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
no goggles at the beach or if there's no snow. You must be in full ski gear in order to legally wear your goggles for the purpose of recieving a goggle tan. If your boots are on, your goggles shouldnt be either.

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haha this is turning into a funny thread about how you should earn a goggle tan, good stuff.

Gravity sucks

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i got a lil tan...i also got a hat tan

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goggle tan is just about the dumbiest thing in the world, it plaiges me every summer and I hate it.

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LoL that pic was in another goggle tan thread!!

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ya in china or japan or some asian place like that,if u have a goggle tan and someone sees u with it it is supposed to make u seem like u really cool and popular or something and at their tanning salons they actually have goggle that u wear while getting a tan to get the same affect.weird hu?

ski for life-t money

 
guys with goggle tans are SO HOT. seriously

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*Kirsten*

start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
 
haha goggle tanning helps in life. i was lying on the bench after lunch at a mountain a week or two ago and a photographer for that mountain came and took pics of me...and there gnna use em in their ads and i can ski FREE there whenever i want

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I AGREE GOGGLE TANS R FUCKING SEXY MAN IF YOU R A GUY SERIOUSLY GO SPEND AS UCH TIME ON THE HILL AS POSSIABLE AND AT THE END OF IT YOULL HAVE ALL THE LADIES

SARAH

-->ski to live-->live to ski-->
 
Ya I can't tan either, i'm either white, or red (from being burnt) i prefer white.

-Matt Hollman
 
i got one but its fading

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stickers dont stick after they've been stuck
 
yeah i'm in total agreement with the two girls above, goggle tans are so freaking hot. just shows to go ya how much u ski. thats cool.

~Ashley

hit the rail dumbass!!
 
i haven't one

[/i][/b]...so stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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mine aight but its fading

'Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there.'- Pep
 
that one pic that we have so far in this thread is a pretty hardcore goggle tan. props to that guy.

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So, I was skiing Alta one day and got super tired working Catherines. I sat down in the snow and somehow managed to fall asleep. Unfortunately my head turned to one side so i have a slight tan on one cheek and a big fucking like on the other. its pretty awesome. but then again, how did i fall asleep in the snow like that?

its especially awesome cause i live at the beach and when i go home from skiing people give me wierd looks. most kids dont ski or board where im from so im the only one... and def the only girl with a gog tan. its hott.

 
dont have one yet... looking forward to easter.. will prob get one then !

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i just have tan, i take my goggles off on the lift, check out mike wilsons, gadzooks hes got a good one

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