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iskilibertys
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why was hellen kellers dog always depressed?
you would be too if your name was dufgeigithsjmqahje
how do you keep hellen keller from telling a secret?
break her fingers
you would be too if your name was dufgeigithsjmqahje
how do you keep hellen keller from telling a secret?
break her fingers
TheQuailman
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Why is there no mexican olympic team?
cuz all the mexicans that can run, swim, and jump are in America
cuz all the mexicans that can run, swim, and jump are in America
RastaSkier9
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Whats the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person
The bucket
The bucket
shagalabagala
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i always wanted to be in a food fight
maybe someday
maybe someday
shagalabagala
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oh, and for a joke:
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
it's only a joke- no need to cry!
he he
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
it's only a joke- no need to cry!
he he
steezy_1_piece
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Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with bubble tape, he claims that their slogan "6 feet of fun" is actually the slogan for his penis.
TheQuailman
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^ haha i love those jokes
but the best are about malesting kids like...
whats black and blue and doesn't like having sex?
the 3-yr. old in my trunk!
but the best are about malesting kids like...
whats black and blue and doesn't like having sex?
the 3-yr. old in my trunk!
ARMADA-SKI-NZ
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Want to hear a joke...
Why did the baby stop crying?
It had a metal pole through its head.
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Why did the baby stop crying?
It had a metal pole through its head.
mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah
rsd
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How do you make a woman blind?
-Put a windsheild in front of her
Why are womens feet so small?
-So they can stand closer to the sink
Why dont women wear watches?
-Cuz there is a clock on the stove
What do michael jackson and a grocery bag have in common?
-one is white, plastic, and harmful to children and the other holds your groceries
-Put a windsheild in front of her
Why are womens feet so small?
-So they can stand closer to the sink
Why dont women wear watches?
-Cuz there is a clock on the stove
What do michael jackson and a grocery bag have in common?
-one is white, plastic, and harmful to children and the other holds your groceries
ARMADA-SKI-NZ
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whats worse than 14 babys in a jar?
A baby in 14 jars!!!!!!!
mwahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahah
A baby in 14 jars!!!!!!!
mwahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahah
dowalibeast
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helen keller went to town, riding on a pony. she stuck a feather in her hat and called it haklsjajadf.
why was the baby walking in a circle?
because his foot was nailed to the floor.
why couldn't the baby get through the door?
because it had a javelin through its neck.
the horse says to the dog:
"good lord i'm so tired- my owner made me run in 10 races this week. i don't know why i had to do so many, i've been really good recently."
the dog replies:
"fuck me, a talking horse!!"
what's seethrough, crumpled and lies in a gutter?
a nigger with the shit kicked out of him.
why do jews have long thin dicks?
because they are all tight-fisted wankers.
why do jewish women like circumcised men?
they like things with 10% off.
because his foot was nailed to the floor.
why couldn't the baby get through the door?
because it had a javelin through its neck.
the horse says to the dog:
"good lord i'm so tired- my owner made me run in 10 races this week. i don't know why i had to do so many, i've been really good recently."
the dog replies:
"fuck me, a talking horse!!"
what's seethrough, crumpled and lies in a gutter?
a nigger with the shit kicked out of him.
why do jews have long thin dicks?
because they are all tight-fisted wankers.
why do jewish women like circumcised men?
they like things with 10% off.
Scratch*my*Back
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i was at a news stand flipping through one of their magazines and the employee said "this is not a library kid."
so i said "OK I'LL TALK LOUDER."
so i said "OK I'LL TALK LOUDER."
sn0wbl0w
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A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I am the thinnest person in the world." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest person in the world" and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think..." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I am the thinnest person in the world." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest person in the world" and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think..." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.
Desjardins
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ewww
dowalibeast
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yes
nickmcnutt
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a jewish guy and a checkslovakian go to the zoo. they stop at the lion area. they see 2 lions, one male and 1 female. the jewish guy says "i dare you to jump down there". so the check guy hops down, and gets eaten by a lion.
an hour later, the police are asking the jewish guy what happened. "well, i dared him to hop down there, and he did. one of the lions ate him", he says. the policeman asks which one of the lions ate him, and he relpies "the male".
so they cut open the male lion, and find nothing. they decide to cut open the female lion, and sure enough, theres the checkslovakian.
the moral of the story? never trust a jew who says the check is in the male.
an hour later, the police are asking the jewish guy what happened. "well, i dared him to hop down there, and he did. one of the lions ate him", he says. the policeman asks which one of the lions ate him, and he relpies "the male".
so they cut open the male lion, and find nothing. they decide to cut open the female lion, and sure enough, theres the checkslovakian.
the moral of the story? never trust a jew who says the check is in the male.
NFproductions
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what do you call 3 black people in between 2 pieces of white bread?
burnt grilled cheese.
burnt grilled cheese.
Ok there are a brother and sister opening presents on Christmas morning...the brother gets one REALLY AWESOME gift, but the sister gets like a mountin of REALLY AWESOME gifts, and she's kinda bragging to the brother and making him feel bad, saying 'i got more presents than you!!!' so the brother looks at her and says 'oh ya well at least I don't have leukemia!!!!'
steezerampage
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thats how black top was invented
Scratch*my*Back
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LOL omg sophie.
PLJaCks
Member
Why does Michael Jackson like 27 year olds...
Cuz there are 20 of them.
What has 100 teeth and guards the incredible hulk...
My zipper
A bartender sees a guy come into his bar and walk over to a table full of people. The guy talks to the people at the table, the people start laughing, and he shakes one of the guys hands. Then the guy walks over to the bartender and says 'I'll bet you 50 bucks I can piss into this shot glass from across the bar'. The bartender says, 'No way man, you're on', and they shake hands. The man then pisses all over the bar not getting one drop in the shot glass. The bartender says, 'Haha, you owe me 50 bucks'. The man replys with, 'That's OK, I just bet that table over there 500 bucks I could piss all over your bar and you wouldn't get mad'.
Cuz there are 20 of them.
What has 100 teeth and guards the incredible hulk...
My zipper
A bartender sees a guy come into his bar and walk over to a table full of people. The guy talks to the people at the table, the people start laughing, and he shakes one of the guys hands. Then the guy walks over to the bartender and says 'I'll bet you 50 bucks I can piss into this shot glass from across the bar'. The bartender says, 'No way man, you're on', and they shake hands. The man then pisses all over the bar not getting one drop in the shot glass. The bartender says, 'Haha, you owe me 50 bucks'. The man replys with, 'That's OK, I just bet that table over there 500 bucks I could piss all over your bar and you wouldn't get mad'.
cobra_commander
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why did the blond's belly button hurt?
Her boyfriend was'nt verry smart eather.
A woman walks into a drug store and goes up to the man behind the counter and asks him if they sell extra larg condom, he says yes and asks her if she would like to buy some,
"No, but can i wait around here untill some one does."
Her boyfriend was'nt verry smart eather.
A woman walks into a drug store and goes up to the man behind the counter and asks him if they sell extra larg condom, he says yes and asks her if she would like to buy some,
"No, but can i wait around here untill some one does."
iskilibertys
Member
haha, thats great
why did the girl drop her lollipop?
she got hit by a TRUCK!
why did the girl drop her lollipop?
she got hit by a TRUCK!
ski8990
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Theres this guy playing for a hockey team. He is really good, but he is awkward cause his lips are virtical (like a vag.) Its cool though, cause the captain of the team has a wood eye. As the season goes on, the captain says, "would you like to be the co-captain of the team?" He is flattered and says "Wood eye?" to which the offended captain responds, "Shut up cunt face!"
Oh, and burt asked ernie if he wanted any ice cream. what did ernie say?
sure burt
Oh, and burt asked ernie if he wanted any ice cream. what did ernie say?
sure burt
So every day this guy always walks into the pharmacy and buys a box of condoms then walks out laughing really hard, and he does it day after day. So the pharmasist that works there is getting really curious to where he is going with the box of condoms everyday sonce he is always laughing wen he walks out. So the pharmasist tells one of his employees to follow him one day after he walks so he can finally figure out where he was going and what he was doing. After the employee comes back from following the guy, he comes in and then the pharmasist asks where the guy went....and the employee is like, "oh he went in to ur house."