poseur skiers

CTripper

CTripper

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alright theres this kid in my school whos really starting to annoy. a year ago i bought a pair of skogens from line, and when he heard about their super sale, he got a pair of 1260s, but never used them. he skiboarded all season, telling me how much he loves it, his screen name was like skiboarder123 or something, then a week later he tells me how much of a pussy sport skiboarding is and how much he likes skiing. he wants a shorter pair of skis(his 1260s are brand new but he wanted 153s). he went out and bought a bunch of videos and magazines, and changed his screen name to twintipskier. him and his friends put line stickers on everything they own. i dont even know why im pissed about it, but the kids gettin annoying.

now im not a great skier either, but i dont go out and try and act like one. does anyone else knows kids that are like this?

skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
 
this is good hes advertising line and buying all ski stuff...

'My favorit sex position is 68. that is when u give me head and i owe u one.'

 
DAN BROWN! not that i should talk, cause i dont even school...... (yet??) but still, hes annoying as fuck.

~*Sinking Into Sweet Uncertainty*~
 
yah this kid named kam when i started new schoolin he boguth a brand new pair of pow airs and went up on them about 5 tyimes last year, couldent evan 180...now a couple weeks ago i bought the 153's (i am only 5 foot 1) and 2 days after i told him i got the 153's he ordered the 1260's....i want to kick his ass

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no its not good that he is advertising line if he is that gay. everyone will see he is a fag and associate line with the gay kid. there is a kid like that near me, spring day last season im in the pipe and he sees me and comes over and he skis on the gayest like 150 rossignol bandits x's or somethign and he goes up the wall and like makes a turn at the top doesnt even reach the top of the pipe. and then at the top he is like awesome next year im getting some twin tips like yours man. It will just be funny if he does though because he is the littlest bitch on the planet. He fell going pretty slow with a helmet on and sat in the lodge for 2 hours. If he ever gets the balls to hit a jump fast he will probrably shit himself

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the sport needs people like that to buy all the shit is the way i see it

'my choice is what i chose to do...and if im causin no harm it shouldnt bother you...' Ben harper
 
yes theres a kid like that on this site hes a poser and he sucks. he can't even grab, 180 or whatever, has no balls to hit any decent size jumps, and he is a little bitch to top it off. his name: elliot fox his NS name: click000. he is a poser. he does not belong here.

 
we've had like 234234 threads aboot this.... the point is, just let them be, if they cant back there shit up, then who cares about em

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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head

snowboarders get ass
 
yes its good theres support for the industry, but kids like that shouldnt be supporting it.

skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
 
hm, can this 'poser' throw anything down?

maybe he finally realized how superior skiing is to skiboarding????

Yea I want cheezy poofs
 
posers get on my nerves too. i mean, i suck at freeskiing, i just learned my first 3 this year, but i don't go around saying that i'm better than everybody and that i can do do all kinds of tricks. just be real, if you aren't good at skiing don't act like it, nobody will care.

 
i read an article which stated that the majority of homophobes are, themselves, gay. Does the same apply to our poser situation? you decide...

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It seems to me liek alot of the posers are Line skiers. Dont know why, but thats one of the reasons I would never buy Line. There are some really amazing skiers on them too, but lots on Lines and lots on the 1080s.

What is the colour of a mirror?
 
who cares? They're buying the stuff which means more money goes into making skis better. If the only people who bought new gear were good at skiing and weren't posers..then the ski industry would be pretty pathetic. Stop worrying about what other people are doing.

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Don't think just jump.
 
oh good, i guess im not the only poser out there.

'Its like a piece of god in my hands'-Grayson Gordon

Yankees Suck
 
oh good, i guess im not the only poser out there.

'Its like a piece of god in my hands'-Grayson Gordon

Yankees Suck
 
I just KNEW a bunch of idiots would take that the wrong way and go off.

I also said there are some really amazing skiers on Lines, but it seems like the shops sell alot of Lines to the kids who dont really know anything about newschool skiing yet. Same with teh 1080s, maybe cuz they are the most popular? I dont know.

What is the colour of a mirror?
 
you know what is annoying? evrybody complaining about posers or other stuff that doesnt matter, i am beginning to wonder if anyone really likes skiing or are they just trying to impress other people. after reading chris booths interview in freeze he is a guy i look up to he is one of the few guys who realizes it isnt about posers, 'supporting the industry', or the revolution, or sponshorships. it is about fun. i dont care what you ride or if youre a poser or anything, if your having fun keep riding, everyone sucked at one point or another. if your worried about posers you are one yourself. making fun of me for not caring about posers, 'the revolution', and the old chubby people sitting behind desks all day starts now.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)
 
posers? there is this kid today that is wearing a sessions shirt, with a flannel shirt over it... talk about posing...oh wait, thats me

Mr Mahre: well how bout jeffthomas.com?

SchwagM: thats the gayest site
 
flannel shirts are cool.

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.

 
only if they are from goodwill or value village

Mr Mahre: well how bout jeffthomas.com?

SchwagM: thats the gayest site
 
but of course, where is this value village

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.

 
from here you take left at stop sign go 1 block take a right go about 1/2 mi take a left into the big parking lot and there yu go, your there.

There are two positives to life: you live and you die.
 
actually, i was asking andy, but do you... i mean how do you... i mean where do you... aaaahhhhhh screw it

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.

 
wait where you from andy

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.

 
im from yakima, washington...

Mr Mahre: well how bout jeffthomas.com?

SchwagM: thats the gayest site
 
well then i can't go to the value village.

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.

 
support the fact that hes putting money into the industry so we can end the poserphobia craze.

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i heard of this company before...i think it was like, volvl or somethin...i hear they make fun skis

Mr Mahre: well how bout jeffthomas.com?

SchwagM: thats the gayest site
 
a poser racer tried a backflip at 7 springs, broke both his arms, and now we can't flip

 
a poser racer may i ask?

Mr Mahre: well how bout jeffthomas.com?

SchwagM: thats the gayest site
 
actually, i favored the old lady that was hacking and coughing...but i left with flannels instead...

Mr Mahre: well how bout jeffthomas.com?

SchwagM: thats the gayest site
 
tan~ is that the reason that inverts arn't allowed at Seven Springs?? I'm gonna fucking beat that kid if it the case

HUCK
 
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