Portland is...

Nuh uh... Portland is the land of skateboards and weed. Portland has more homeless kids than any other city and where else can you ride the yellow bikes?

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more strip bars per capita than any other city in the U.S.

'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
 
yea there is that one right by US outdoor store it always has old fat people in front of it. or homeless people with bad mohawks/mullets

 
guaranteed entertainment for us gentlemen!

'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
 
like taking a shit and finding out that you have no tp and must go all day greasy ass and pissed off.

'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'
Phrosty

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at least i did not poke a fat chick that i met on the net and who tryed to make me raise her black baby!
 
I attend Lewis & Clark College in Portland, rated #2 in the nation for "reefer madness" by the Princeton Review (second only to Bard College). Hooray! We also rank highly on the "Students ignore God on a regular basis" list.

'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
 
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