Porn stash

the best scene is from baseketball when they are f'n around with the vibe and she goes "what are you doing in my moms drawer?"
 
a few friends found this fids moms dildo they named it "big black" it was seriously like 20 inches long a few inches wide and black as night one of the funnist things ive ever seen
 
sometimes we get those old shitty catalouges selling crap for homes like window chimes and shit and they have this chick with a vibe selling it as a "back massager" haha
 
Once while I was babysitting a kid I found his parents stash by accident, kinda awkward...at least the kid wasn't right there asking what it was
 
Why bother looking for somebody elses? Just make your own like I did, but don't get caught like I did.
 
one time i was at home alone when a reminder came on for some porn movie on a channel we don't get, so it had to have been ordered. i didn't order it, my brother was probably 8 or 9 at the time, so i think it must've been my dad. no one was home, so i watched it.

kind of related, but no i've never found anyone's stash.
 
my brother found my moms dildo. its dubbed the dolphin. because it has a dolphin for the....and this fucking kid man, he pulled this thing out of her closet to show his friends when they were over. and i just shook my head at him and laughed.

so my brother coming back from cancun found this dolphin pen thats makes a noise like a dolphin and now he writes with the dolphin pen at school as an inside joke for all his friends at school.

he is 17.
 
my parents found a few pix i had of a girl from school. they asked who it was and i told them i didnt know. my mom was pretty mad and my dad followed along. they took the pix and then a week later i found them in my dresser where they were before...i think my dad gave them back but i never asked.
 
cant say Ive ever found porn, but I once found naked pics of my parents. Ive never been so grossed out. I also told my parents and forced them to throw them out!

And my mom found it really funny, I did not
 
My friend's parent's before they got divorced had a purple bag of dildos vibraters fake pussys and shit like that. He also found a game where you write down your "fantasy" and then do it. Anywho once when his parents were going on a trip they asked him to grab the purple bag for them. Also I've slept over there andyou can hear them fucking, and gothe next day in there and they'd been burning candles and it literally smelled like sex.
 
in grade 7 my friend found his dad's stash and we were so excited and went to his place and watched movies for like 2 hours. Good times
 
oh and my same neighbor who found his bros gay porn foud his moms dildo on the fucking counter of his parents bathroom when he went in there, i thought that was pretty funny
 
one of my friend's dads keeps his playboys mixed in with others right beside the bed. and one kid that i know his step dad had a bunch of playboys and his mom had like 4 dildos
 
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