pop tarts

gsqueen

gsqueen

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they are completely evil never eat another poptart unless you dont toast it

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im out

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yes,you informed me about this.. i shall not eat another one, instead, i will eat chilli dogs inteh morning

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Sam 'BeefyTits' Caylor

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Why? I'm not allowed to have pop tarts because they are 'junk food' but when I have cash I buy the strawberry ones with frosting and hide them in my room. They are so good.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC
 
as long as you dont toast them they are ok

Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out

love and peace

 
why do you say this gsqueen? did you have an evil toaster experience? you should try the limited edition hot fudge sundae pop tarts they are the shit

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I think they are good both ways, better toasted. But what are they so 'evil' ?

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC
 
well shit, i just stocked up on pop tarts, killer deal at the store, i got like 4 boxes of 16 poptarts... and i love em' toasted mmmmm'

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i like them warm, but not browned

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ok i will tell you the story but you must not think i am an idiot well i guess its ok everyone lese does but ok

i was making a poptart in the toaster mor like toasting it i guess you dont really make a pop tart but anyway, i left it in there for too long, and i was all pissed the first one that i took out was very burnt, the second one wasnt as bad but as i was taking it out, the frosting stuff one the top that had melted along the way got stuck on my finger, and started burning it so i chucked it. but the frosting stayed on my finger and wouldnt come off and kept burning. it hurt soo bad. i had a burn for like 3 weeks. so this i why pop tarts are evil and why you shouldnt eat toasted ones

Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out

love and peace

 
^ yeah, cinnamon untoasted aer the best

Fritz

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'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

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I'm glad my toaster has a timer on it and turns itself off, or I'd burn everything I put in there.

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what the hell cinnamon is the worst of them all! freakin strawberry and bluberry are the best....they need to make just a plain custard one....that would be gross...

 
that wasnt a pop tart at all, that was a toaster strudal, learn your processed breakfast pastries, missy

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are you talking to me?? no it was a pop tart

Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

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What? That is ridiculous. I hate to say it, but it was your fault, what would possess you not to use tongs when taking your pop tart out???

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i didnt use tongs and i never said that i did i wouldnt do that thats just retarded i picked it up and the frosting stuff on the top burning my finger

Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out

love and peace

 
Hey hey, chill... dunno, maybe it's just me, but when stuff is hot I just try to avoid touching it and burning myself.....

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
Marianne isnt smart enough to do that tho, shed never let it cool before touching it. but what am i saying, ive done the same damn thing. the frosting hurts sooo bad.

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YOUR SUPPOSED TO USE A FORK WHEN TAKING THEM OUT OF THE TOASTER YOU IDIOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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yeah...I never let them cool either....unless I forget about them and leave them sitting in the toaster. The frostine's never burned me before though. I don't think I've gotten them that hot before.

-Sara

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you people obviously haven't mastered laziness. If you use a fork or tongs, first you gotta find them (all the way on the other side of the kitchen), then you have an extra dish to wash. Use your hands, the pain is good for you.

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'If you cut us do we not bleed. If you tickle us do we not laugh. If you poison us do we not die. If you wrong us do we not revenge.' - I have no idea, but it's quoted in the Pianist
 
or just torn the toaster upside-down and shake it.

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

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