Poor Boyz Triple Threat Tour World Premiere Tour Kick Off!

i sweated out all my booze and most of my weight in that oven they call the king cat. as if im not skinny enough
 
fuckin lol at the guy who fucking decked that 6 year old for the skullcandy balloon. I was pretty close to that, what an ass
 
well ... i ate like three pounds of ice, and screamed my brains out. i think i had fun. and seth is sexy.
 
Remember that ice cube you beaned me with jah face? Yea, my lips all bruised, haha.

On another note that was kinda fun, but the ordinary skier was definitely a let down, too much documentary, not enough skiing. However the pbp movie was the best poor boyz i think I've seen.
 
Some kid got hit in the face with a Red Bull when they were throwing them into the crowd and starting bleeding and they gave him a helmet/goggles for it. That was pretty funny. The movies were great but it was to god damn hot.
 
oh and someone post the pic of brandon with the haircut sharpie pbp. i bet his mom loved that
 
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this?

bahaha
 
Dear Dane Tudor, fuck you. You hit me in the eye with a bracelet. In the future, please do not flick shit down into the crowd.

Dear kids down by the stage, a K2 lanyard is not worth the death of another child. Please refrain from moshing in the future.

Dear merch guys on stage, please do not throw Redbull cans. People get fucked up and that ends up costing you money because you have to give them free shit.

Dear organizers of TTT, for fuck's sake, please obtain some form of real air conditioning. I do not like being baked alive. A cooler venue might also improve the mood of the attendees and cut back on the rowdiness.

Dear guy who threw the beer bottle on stage. You are a dumbass and maybe should not drink in the future.

Thanks, p-fo.
 
Dear K2 dude on stage, keep your mouth shut. You sound like the announcer at the strip club Rowen sent me too. You are also a complete douchebag. Seriously, you make Scott~ and I look like saints.

Dear Cody Carter, how do you manage to fuck everything up so consistently?
 
throwing redbull was an awful idea...

and if they get real air conditioning, the projector probably wouldn't have overheated 3 fuckin times
 
Motion for a change of venue to the Paramount for next year. The heat was insane, and it kicked the projector's ass during The Ordinary Skier. Additionally, it'd be nice to actually start about when it's supposed to.
That said, I enjoyed both flicks, especially TGB.
 
That was Seth. We were kinda near him, Etienne and I watched him yell profanity at Dumont and then throw it on stage
 
It's funny because I don't remember him being like that ever, he was super cool and just nice or whatever. So maybe it was stage fright. He's not always like that or weird like that.
 
its probably just that he had a script and there was pressure on him. and he was constantly being yelled at by all the 12 year olds
 
I promised to write about 5+ pages of response/rant/lament on the subject of the WORLD PREMIERE, and I went through that process. It was easier than I thought. But after stewing over it, I thought I'll keep it brief.

Seriously, this shit was discombobulated as all hell. I rolled up at 8:20 and they hadn't even introduced the first film. I feel bad for all the people that were roasting in there wanting a ski movie; you don't have to be super punctual, but this was transcending the ridiculous. A lot of people could bank on the super cool look-at-us-highschool-circle scene in the bar, but fuck that: this is a bloody ski movie premiere.

Anyway, the heat is one thing, but the K2 emcee guy was another. He exacerbated all the negatives, and diminished most of the positives. Seriously, what the fuck was that? Way to ruin the atmosphere with that incessant dumbass act. I don't give hoot who you are or which particle-board, Chinese-labored shit board company you work for, but you, single handed, made that one intolerable premiere.

This may have been the world premiere, but it felt far from. No intimacy, loads of confusion, and a whole lot of uninspired blathering on the stage. The movies were alright, though.

 
Want to hear something that makes that even better?

We were sitting infront of dumont the whole time an he kept on saying how great Seth is, how gnarly he is, and how much he idolizes him. Every line dumont would go, OMG that's the gnarliest thing ever! When in reality people in Cham ski those crazy as fuck lines every day.

I've always thought he was a little bitch but now I know for sure he is the biggest little bitch.
 
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