Pooping with ski boots on

Ladies and gentlemen have you never heard of the handicap stall?!? Or as I like to call it..............the luxury stall. Pooping in style, extra room to take off all of your tall tees an xxxxxxxl jiberish so fear not about getting a brown bomber on them. Plus they have handles to hold on to when you are squeezing out the next whoopie Goldberg. And don't fret the seat is raise to achieve the wonderful 90 degree angle so the mile mile of feces can flow properly. I lol at amateur poopers
 
wow the french are fucked up how u supposed to hit that hole.... from 3 ft in the air.... ud have to have a heat seeking shit... or a porcelain seeking shit..
 
If I take several pretty hard falls to the ass/tailbone during the day I can pretty much count on sharting later that evening. Does this happen to anybody else?
 
I shit my pants daily and have it fall down my legs into my boots for extra cushioning while I carve blunt 5s
 
Ever encountered the toilet that is too high? You have to sit on the front part of the seat and almost power squat. don't know which is worse... too high or too low

 
I've encountered a toiled while too high and wearing ski boots. Let's just say that it wasn't the easiest shit I've ever taken.
 
Aha, got it from flying wild Alaska. Some mountaineers were being flown into a mountain and on the way the pilot asked "what if you have to crap?" one of the climbers said "you hang her over the edge and let the mud falcon fly." I have been using it ever since.
 
Similar to walking down stairs in ski boots, stocking the stream with brown trout in ski boots never gave me any trouble.

I just don't understand why people find it so challenging.
 
those things are hard to shit into even in basketball shorts and a t-shirt. In paris those toilets look like a war zone.
 
This. More leg room for spreading your legs out when you tuck your Johnson down to piss along with spots to put your helmet and goggles and stuff like that.
 
i've done it twice with succes, but in hindsight i think it might be easier if next time i just strip down completely before taking a crap in one of those things ....

the skiboots on porcelain are really the trickiest part, closely followed by the "try-not-to-shit-on-your-pants"
 
i still cant get over it those things must get so fucked up ... are public american toilets have fuckin shit all over them all the time i can only imagine what its like where u have to aim ... i bet alot of people smell and have shit on there shoes ............ and im not seeing toilet paper any where loll
 
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