Pooping with ski boots on

Its always scary when you sit down. You cant ease into it, you basically just plop down onto the seat and it sometimes hurts my toosh:(
 
Pooping with ski gear on is pretty difficult. I mean guys wearing tall tees and xxl stuff, how does that work. When I produce the mud falcon, I have to take my jacket off or its hangin in the bowl, and its a regular cut, so if you got a tall tee and a long cut jacket on, you must have to have a full undressing session to clear a path to the glory hole.
 
Someone find that thread about raising ski lodge toilets by 3 inches so you can sit properly with ski boots on.

It had diagrams and shit to explain all the problems of pooping in ski boots
 
I can relate to this immensely. Having suspenders on is the worst too. Gotta take off a shirt and then the pants punch up above my boots. Same with plopping onto the toilet because I have no control over my feet. Might have cracked the bowl on a toilet once. Wiping is the worse. I wanna say Ive fallen before because the soles of FT's suck and the tile is always wet. When I drop the arm to spread the cheese I lose balance. I always avoid pooping while skiing unless Im at a place that is ski in ski out or the condo is in close proximity so I can properly drop the cosby kids off at the pool.
 
This sucks for me...the shitter at my home mountain is nasty and unusaully low, so instead of squatting..I have to fall onto the toilet. Then have to jump to get up, but wait it gets better.....I HAVE F**KING SUSCPENDERS because my pants are big, so have to take of jacket, sweatshirt, long sleve shirt and then have to place the suspencers right. Plus the awkard angle that you sit, its very hard to poop. ):
 
relatively uncomplicated with proper drainage.

OP: There is nothing like that feeling of desperately stripping off twenty layers in a tiny cramped bathroom while you feel like your gonna shit all over your jiberish.
 
shit before i go, don't eat at the mountain, bing bang boom donesauce. i've never shit at a ski mountain ever unless i knew earlier that day that i was going to.
 
There's always that question of why most skiers wear obscenely huge clothes, and I never thought the answer could be as simple as it is easier to take a shit with incredibly large pants on.
 
Shitting with ski boots on reopens the whole frontside/backside argument when it comes to wiping. There are complicated physics to work with here...
 
my wiping technique is a hybrid of the front side and back side swipe........... even without boots on ..... i go from the side and flick my wrist when im done applying the paper to my ass..... Alot more freshhh and clean clean...
 
I was getting ready to go skiing on Monday and threw up on my hoodie and into the recycling bin....with ski boots on
 
how do you think wallisch got inspiration for next years hot doggers they are poo colored, and they have rubber soles to grip the floor
 
you have no idea, try pooping in a french toilet ....
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skiboots + porcelain + baggy pants + pretty bad pooping accuracy = hell ....
 
My snowpannts never go down fr enfough because my boots are in the way, I'm worried about accidently pooping in my pants..
 
i think that mountains should raise toilet heights for at least a few of the toilets in each bathroom so you can still get the desired 90 degree angle in your knee when you sit down, but still having some regular height toilets for kids or snowboarders
 
haha.. i was in a slopestyle comp and in warmups i cased a jump pretty freakin badly.. so badly that i pooped my pants.. i ended up with 2nd
 
damn man that must of stunk..... my freind was at breck and he had to poop so bad he had to click off and squirt in the trees. he stunk like bad sausage and dead animal ....

 
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