Pooping with no shirt on?

[zerospinskier]

No no no, there is no need to take your shirt completely off. Just JayZ that shit

 

[ImGoinSailin]

this just made my night

 

[ButteredToast.]

I'm currently pooping entirely naked.

Well, I have socks on, but that's it.

 

[Schlop]

epic bump.

my favourite morning routine:

Pee in the shower, get out and shit, while naked and wet, towel off and shave.

 

[NWPA]

eat a sandwich with it

 

[Abc567def]

what the hell... this thread is fucked

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

i don't understand why anyone would shower and then shit. you get all scrubbed down and clean in the shower and then immediately get yourself some stank ass. you're so much better off shitting and then showering.
and you really have to use a hand to hold it down so you don't piss all over the place? really? it doesn't just hang in there and take care of itself? fuck, that must be terrible for so many different reasons.

 

[AMG.]

Ah yes, the classic 'Tripple S Bathroom Routine'. I'd say the shit and shave are interchangable. They must not come after the shower though. It's pretty much a scientific fact.

 

[Schlop]

I have no problems here, I always have both hands on my iPod typing shit out on iNS and facebook

 

[wintersway]

shit, shower, shave is where its at man.. hot water on a freshly shaved face isn't too fun. neither is soap.

naked pooping or even pissing is really odd. you feel like you're forgetting something because you aren't pulling up pants or at least your underwear.

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

exactly. i shit no handed...typing away on my laptop.

 

[315jibber94]

hahahhahah summer NS is the shit.

 

[potato_man]

i always go before.

 

[Che~]

i poop completely nude, i just feel so free

 

[BlackieChan]

ahah my thoughts exactly

 

[Crack.]

I usually poop while shaving. And I don't mean on the toilet either....

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

You would bump this, douche. Your dog tried to lick my sack today, btw.

 

[Mr.SoloDolo]

this has gotten a bit out of control.

 

[ButteredToast.]

That's weird.

I used my brother's laptop when I posted that BTW. SHH Don't tell him.

 

[teleak]

winner

 

[ljs]

it's all about pooping before you shower cuz then you can get that super fressshh clean.

 

[FerrisBueller]

i lol'd

 

[Dinosaur]

hahahaha +k for making my day

 

[Schlop]

tried that once, stressful as hell. by the way, when I tried that one I dropped the biggest shit to ever come out of my body.

 

[low_fidelity]

Personally, I shit crouching on the top of the upper lid, an "upper decker". Crouched a gargoyle, ya know?

 

[SirFaceRager]

lol i support

 

[AntiBang]

Has anyone ever gone to poop and didnt realize the seat wasnt down and you completely eat it into the toilet??? its especially bad if the person before you didnt flush after pissing...

 

[B-runge]

this thread and specifically this post have made my morning

 

[Guck]

i call that the sunday special.

 

[CKpolicy]

hate it. feels like youre gonna slip off the bowl.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

has anyone in here ever pooped while floating in the sea/ocean/lake ?
now thats a strange feeling !!

 

[Lemuel]

HAhahah the upper decker. The next person gets a dainty surprise after flushing. My mom walked in on my doing the backwards poop. That was akward.

 

[poor@$$skibum]

This should be in the toilet cult. speaking of which, has anyone seen that dude since the lottery fiasco?

 

[HIT]

you guize are CRAY-Z!! i poop naked all the time. i even stand on the toilet seat and squat, the poop just slides out so easily! Plus i get easier access to clean my butthole when im done!

 

[I_Am_Mod]

squatting on the toilet seat is forbidden in belgium....we actually have signs that forbid it

 

[P3TER]

im sorry for you

 

[HIT]

wtf hahahahaha why

 

[Stickity]

i get naked when i'm taking a monster poop