Pooping with no shirt on?

kietzmann4g

kietzmann4g

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there was a thread recently posted about speed pooping and someone said somthing about pooping with no shirt on. well my question is what do u do with the other hand? i always feel wierd pooping with no shirt on. one hand has to hold the hose down from sprayin all over and the other is used to hold the shirt up a little but wat do u do with the other when u dont have a shirt?
 
i usually sit with my habnds on my knees and dont usae either hand. why would you need 2 hands to poop?
 
You use it to turn the pages of your selected reading material man.

No shirt poopin' feels like skinny dipping; the way it was meant to be done.
 
how do u hold it down then? doesnt it like spray all over if u dont? u must have some kinda prostate problem or something and have a weak stream.
 
i completely agree. u ever try to dump a load naked? wierdest thing ever!! i realize thats how it was ment to be but i just couldnt get the feel of that
 
you just put it in the toilet and it kinda rests against the front of the seat. then you use both your hands for reading a magazine or newspaper
 
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I don't have arms so i hold my penis down with my mouth...........is that weird enough for this thread?????
 
From your posts it sounds like you get an erection every time you poop? Is this correct?
 
pooping at the mountain is the worst.
you can only pull your ski pants down far enough, restricting you from spreading your legs wide enough causing your balls to get squished, let alone your dick even being able to piss inside the toilet.
 
hahahahah im at work right now and i just bust out laughing. my co-worker asked why i was laughing. needless to say, it was hard to explain.
 
it just feels so wet and weird

just tuck your dick into the bowl and rest it against the front of the seat and it stays by itself

i usually hold my shirt but sometimes the hands will grab my knees for extreme pushing
 
whoa, whoa, whoa. I always do it Shit, Shower, Shave.

Unless you use an electric razor you should try it that way, you get the smoothest shave when you've just gotten out of the warm shower.
 
fuck that its a fucking awful feeling. seriously fuck that. i feel all clean after my shower and then i feel that urge and just think "motherfucker" and sit down and poop. fuck that.
 
dont know if anybody doesn this,
i hold my shirt up using my chin for some reason. OH YEAH and this one time i was shitfaced at some dudes house and i ended up shitting on my tall tee /CLAIMMMMMM!!!!
 
i've never tried the backwards shit

one time i mounted the toilet backwards and was just like "wtf am i doing" and shat normally
 
i prefer to poop with my shoes off. not in public of course.. but than agian.. i think a made a post about which was worse.. the porcelin dick kiss or the dick dip in the water. ?? and today i dropped my sunglass's in my cousin house toilet. so i used this metro guys hair straiter to fish em out. . it was nasty and i still have not worn them today there soaking in everclear right now.
 
I use my hose holding hand's wrist to hold my shirt up and the other one wipes. And when I'm taking a poop and it burns really bad I'll take all my clothes off just because they make me feel uncomfortable when I'm in that situation...
 
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