pooing at school yo//

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skierdudeguy

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who does it? oh my gosh, its weird. you can see straight throught the TP. its soooo scratchy too! i had to today

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
ive only done it like once in my whole lifetime

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I just go in one of the drawers in the teacher's desk. The bathrooms are too fucking nasty.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
And the bathrooms at my school are racist. You should see the things they write on themselves. One stall hates Mexicans, and the other says that Jews are, and I will put it more lightly than the stall says, bad people. I don't see why the bathrooms aren't persecuted for what they say, but I'm sure revenge will be taken upon them someday.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
pooing at work is the best cuz youre all like 'im getting paid to poo'

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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.

 
shit i have no problem pooping in the school although i really hate the scratchy paper....i dont see y so many people are afraid to take a poop in public facilities.....its not like your gonna eat using your ass, that or your just high mantinance

 
ive had to do it twice and i cried for weeks

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one time someone poke one out a little and marked all the way around the bathroom

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i never shat at school, nor in any public places, unless i seriously had to cuz i had explosive diarrhea and it was running down my leg

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
today was the first time in years. I had expolosive diahrea. However, the story begins the night preceding today. The night before, I woke up in the middle of the night and had an ache in my stomach. Of course, I didn't even kid myself in thinking I would ever take the effort to go to the bathroom, so instead I tried to go back to sleep. After a good 15 minutes I decided I had to try and go poop. I got onto the toilet half asleep and sat there trying to shit with my eyes closed. After a while a little came out, which opened the way for a steady stream of juices, noises, liquids and gelatin substances oozing out of my ass. It hurt, Ill admit that, but after the first wave was gone, the process restarted from te first point, leading up to the steady stream again of liquidy substances. After a while I felt I was done, whiped up quick; nothing to wipe, too liquidy. Once I read my bed I immediately discover a new pain in my stomach and decide I might as well get it over with and go to the washroom again. It goes on for a bit. The next morning, I wake up and go to school feeling good. Two classes into the day I start to feel a little quesy but I tell myself it will pass, its just gotta. At this point Im tihnking about the fact that I am going skiing directly after schol with the school, so I would have to get this out or hold it for about 10 hours. I decide I can manage the 10 hours and go change for gym. By now, I can feel the juices inside me shaking and a warmth is comming from my anus. After getting changed I proceed to the gym and decide that I can make it. The gym teacher walks in and we run a few laps, at this point, I start to really feel the stuff squirming around inside and then come the noises. I know Ill never make it so I decide I might as well go for the washrooms at that point. With permission to leave (I wouldnt want to upset my teachers) I hit up the stalls and notice some liquid on the ground... I avoid the liquid and wipe the seat damn good, there wass no way this was happenning standing up. Relunctantly I sit down and start pushing, for some reason its not comming out. Soon enough, thogh, I start feeling intense heat building up in my anus and some liquid pour out, then I basically start pissing out my ass until it slowly turns to a more solid substance. I push hard to make sure its all out and over with and Im done with the experience. Then I get the toilet paper ready with about 6 folds and go for it. The poop almost soaks through, but alas, I am saved by about one layer and since the substance was so liquidy I only need the one sheet of TP. Then I go back to class with a smile on my face, nothing better than relief.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
i pooed diahrea and overflowed all over the bathroom. They closed it down uz of the stench and we got rest of the day off. They called in exterminaters to get rid of the smell.

-O M I

Ten Pin Bollers Cult

 
poop groups???

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
anyone who shits at school is on crack i have never done it and never will

the shit hasnt even begun to hit the fan
 
Our stalls at school didn't have any doors, because teachers needed to be able to catch kids smoking since it was such a problem. We had some funny bathrooms set up too. If you were to walk in, the whole bathroom was on your left, and if you turned 90 degrees left, you were facing the back wall. Where the stalls all faced you. So if you had to shat, you were facing the rest of the bathroom jury. All of the mentally handicapped kids never had a problem pooing regularly however.

 
i scoped out the best bathroom in the school, it's way down in a super long hallway that leads toonly a few classes, so it doesn't get used much. i plan it so i hit it up during lunch. that way i can take my time in a clean bathroom and no one to bug me.

-chris
 
there always seems to be shit in the empty stalls

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shitting at school is awesome, i used to be afraid but this year i conquered my fear right at the beginning of the school year. My shitting schedule was off from the summer so i would have to drop anchor every day around 8 period, 2 weeks of shitting in school made me adjust and now i enjoy it more than ever.

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The best toilets at my school are on the bottom floor, at the end of the hallway in the locker room. No one ever uses the so there all white and Gleaming all ready to be shat in. But Just yesterday I was walking down because I needed to poo soo abd that if I didnt I was going to shit my pants. Earlier in the week some dooshbag named john henry stole 280 dollars from kids sports bag in the locker room. So I get stopped in the ahll and the dean of students is like 'Where are you going?' I said to the locker room' And then she told me I couldnt because of all the stuff thats been going on (that dumbass stealing money) and how I'm not supposed to be wandering the halls. I wasnt wandering. I was looking for a half way decent place to crap. Reluctantly I turned around and ended up in shitting in a dirty ass stall. Fucking teachers

Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
 
The worst thing ever is when you are all alone in the bathroom, and then someone else walks in. There is that awkward silence in between plops. Or, you just wait it out till they leave cause you feel wierd making shit noises while they are in there. Best thing is to go to the very last stall so nobody knows you're in there or something.

Also, the faculty bathrooms ROCK. I used to use them all the time, best place in the school. However, they made a new high school in our town for this year, and now i dont even know where the faculty bathrooms are. I'll have to go on an adventure and find one....

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
^haha, so true.

i hate shitting in school because i feel all rushed. and, since our bathrooms get so crowded during passing time and there's only two urinals, people piss in the stalls but are of course to lazy to put the damn seat up and get piss all over the place, so if you need to take a shit you need about 5 layers of tp between your ass and the piss.

 
forget that shit man at our school we have no damn doors or walls on our stalls cause all the fuckers write and break them down cause they thinkg htere bad asses so we all learn to hold exept for the resource room biotches they just go dont care about anything

 
ya

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
I definitly feel the waiting for people to wait before going thing, that definitly happened to me in my story. I waited for a while. Our school only has 2 washrooms though.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
dude, theres a nondescript small door thats kinda outta the way in one of the hallways. it turns out its a private bathroom that noone knows about and its never locked. use toilet paper between your skin and the seat and your set

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poop groups are fucking gross man.

at my highschool there was this washroom beside the theatre and band teacher offices that never got used. i think it was meant to be for the faculty because it was nicer than my washrooms at home. if i had to shit at home, i would actually hold it so i could go at school, it was that nice.

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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.

 
oh god, one time at Stratton i went into the basement of the lodge because i had to drop a rank dump. anyways i found a bathroom completely empty and i was enjoying my poop, and BAM!, two guys walk in and sit in the stalls on both sides of me. they both took such stinky, loud dumps, it smelled so bad i had to get out of there.

-chris
 
hhahahahahaha

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because after the first plop, the other person in the bathroom isn't sure and thinks, is someone pooping? then the next plop is a dead give away

-chris
 
one time i was taking a piss and there was this kid taking a shit and i knew who he was so i was like, hey your taking a shit and he said yeah and im bleeding, i was disturbed

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
haahahahhaha, is he a girl?

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is he a girl?????? pretty self explanatory in that sentence, he was bleeding from fucken anus

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
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oh dear god!

Yeah poop groups are extremely not good. At least at my school everyone locks the bathroom doors if there is a poop group in session.

Pooping at work is awesome, but where I work there are only 6 or 7 people that use the bathroom.. and there is no air freshner, so you're screwed if it stinks, vause it fills the entire back room. I always deny it was me and blame it on the same guy every time, and he blames me every time he does it.

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haha.. duty

haha.. diareha

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