poo. (its back)

hotdog.garbage

hotdog.garbage

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5 years at highschool and i was never able to make my body understand that poo is only allowed down the shoot before and after school. i wonder how many classes i skipped running my clenched ass home.

shitty.

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like a midget at a urinal, i had to keep on my toes
 
i never shat at school, my body knows better..if i were to i would go out and punnish it by consuming large ammounts of booze and violently vomiting all over the place

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

 
i tried that, it just wont listen. stupid bitch.

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like a midget at a urinal, i had to keep on my toes
 
one kid at our school took poos there, and he wipped it all over the walls, i think he got caught because he spelled his name out once.

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
^sounds fun

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

 
yeah man, this year I am shit free at school but usually everyonce in a while, around once or twice a year i just get desperate. However, its never cuz I have to go shit and I cant hold it in. Its only when Im sick and have like noises and shit comming and then I ignore em and then I start gassing up and it hurts like a bitch so I have to shit to make it better. It's annoying cuz those are the wosrt shits, all wet and grose.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
 
last yeah the janitors went on strike and the first day some dude pinched a loaf right in the middle of the hall. funny shit.

haha

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like a midget at a urinal, i had to keep on my toes
 
the kid i was talking about in the 'vampires' thread took a a dump and wrote his name on the wall,it reaked so fucken bad,it stills not funny either, imagine just walking in and seeing DAVID in big brown stinky letters.......it still haunts me

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
i go at school when the mood strikes me. Noone else does so its probably pretty clean. One day i held it too long and it squirted out while I was sitting down. I got a little in my undies. It itched sooooooo bad.

FARP Trailer

'Simply put: Greatest Trailer Ever'- Resnick13
 
it squirted eh? sounds like a bad scene, did anyone notice? that would have been even better, if there was a noise or something! one time a couple of friends and i went on a hike and right at the top of the mountain, my one buddie had to take a shit, and i was like, got TP? and no one did, so, he went in the trees and let off a missle, and tried to air dry, baaaaaaaaad move, we go down to the bottom and his ass was chaffin up a storm, times your experiance by about 4 more hours and imagin that nugget! he never goes any where now with out TP, i mean any where, he a roll in his car, his si bag, and anywhere else you could think of, man that was funny! gadamn

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| Diggla |

Transmission - Fall 2003

Freeskier Productions
 
finally i find people like me

i hated to shit in school

i always ran home

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin

 
^ how'd you get that beauty scar, from eating pussy?

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i'm a cold heart breaker.

im fit to burn.

ill rip your heart in two.

and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.

before you wake.

its nothing new to you.

yes i think we've seen that movie too.
 
^ how'd you get that beauty scar, from eating pussy?

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i'm a cold heart breaker.

im fit to burn.

ill rip your heart in two.

and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.

before you wake.

its nothing new to you.

yes i think we've seen that movie too.
 
yes.

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i'm a cold heart breaker.

im fit to burn.

ill rip your heart in two.

and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.

before you wake.

its nothing new to you.

yes i think we've seen that movie too.
 
i never took a shit in any public washrooms,id just shit myself instead or wait till i got home

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
i will never shit at school... never

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
I only did it once this year! Had to go so badly~!

Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
 
never actually poo'd at school, but it sounds unpleasant

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

'isnt that what lives about skiing smoking sex and skiing. its the 3 S's that you can have fun doing'

-Jmwski57

skihood.com

 
i thought it was established, girls dont poo

thank you Lateralis, i dont usually take quotes, but this was gold, 'imagine just walking in and seeing DAVID in big brown stinky letters'
 
well I do poo!

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

'isnt that what lives about skiing smoking sex and skiing. its the 3 S's that you can have fun doing'

-Jmwski57

skihood.com

 
u sure ur a girl then??^^

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
damnit, you figure me out. Uh, ya I'm pretty sure I'm a girl, although I've been hanging around my brothers since I was really young, causing me to play war games, and maybe even poo.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

'isnt that what lives about skiing smoking sex and skiing. its the 3 S's that you can have fun doing'

-Jmwski57

skihood.com

 
GIRLS DONT POO even that thought makes me wanna kill myself YOUR WRONG YOU DONT POO only guys and animals do, not human females

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if i have to poo in school i usually just hovercraft and dodge the splash. sophmore year my friends and i would make these placebo turds out of brownies and chocolate mile during lunch, and then drop them on the floor of the hall where people would be walking by and see if anybody would step in it. it was sweet. there was always some kid that would act all tough and pick it up or something cuz he knew it was a brownie. but one day my friend took a shit in a paper bag and dropped it on the floor. everybody was all 'its just a brownie' and some kid fucking got on all fours and licked it. he was a little suprised when it didnt taste like chocolate. as funny as it was we all got in deep shit for that little stunt and havent made a placebo turd since.

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

SMS session 4
 
i always get the 'quakes' in 7th period, and the teachers a major bitch and will mess up ur grade if ur gone longer than 5 minutes, so the closest bathroom also happens to be the bathroom closest to the retard room, so whenever i go to take a shit, and fuckin come on u pussies a toilets a toilet, but whenever i go to the bathroom (only one toilet) theres a dark brown monstrosity in the bowl, something hideous and disturbing, and i cant bring myself to even entering the stall to flush the toilet, so i have to wait until i get home to relieve myself, fackin tards...

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

 
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