Poo = hearing sex

Nothing in this thread is memorable unless we have pictures.

You need to at the very least next time try and capture the audio of the event so we can hear how wild the romping got.

 
When I was little i was looking for lotion in my mom's bathroom instead, i found like 5 things of lube and a huge vibrator. Since then my parents have carelessly left their lube in their room on tables and shit. Pretty fucking gross because my mom and i share the bathroom for hair and skin products. bleh so glad i moved out. But i used to hear them alot puke
 
was thinking the same thing ^

classic thread

i feel like congratulating you and feeling sorry for you at the same time
 
I bet your dad was in an awesome mood the next morning - you should of pre-empted that and asked for something massive.... you'd of been money.

Either that, or use the opportunity to own up to something or deliver some bad news..... every cloud etc... :-)
 
same here i was sleeping in my room and I woke up coz i couldn't sleep so I listened to music on my ipod and then the battery ran out so I went downstairs to charge it and thats when I heard it
 
ha...

oh god can you say awkward. did you start moaning when you were dropping the kids off at the pool?
 
yarg the mental picture there is just too much to handle, an entire family moaning at the same time
 
The post i quoted is definitely the best reply in this entire thread. I don't know if burtski was trying to say something full of puns or this was an accident but i lold.

To thread creator: I'm sorry.

To everyone else: This thread pretty much sucks just because almost all of the replies are"OMG SO EPIC!!!!" or "JUST GETTING IN NS History" or "CLASSIC THREAD" ....etc, so stupid...
 
i have to agree with that a little bit...classic shit just happens...you can't 'be there' just by being there, you have to be a part of it
 
hahahahahahah holy shit (;

but at least its your parents and not some random dude if your parents were divorced... i would prob kill someone if that happened.... but fuck man disturbed for life never gonna be able to shit comfortably again without that thought ahhhh

gool luck dealing with that one
 
hahahaha

Yessss. another step in the right direction for this thread.... did you use this opportunity of awkwardness to lighten the mood with a sex joke? perhaps one in the 5 pages of this thread?
 


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alright so this happened to me without the shitting part. So i was up at 5 to go skiing and sure enough i walk next to there room and i hear the in mistakable sounds of them gettin' it on. So i took the longest shower of my life and then they were up making breakfast...
 
So whenever you take a squat on that toilet now, what do you think of? I'm not even sure I could use that toilet ever again if that happened to me...
 
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