Poo = hearing sex

[cool.]

i dont even know what to say besides...
my threads

 

[0ptions]

Oh my that brought me back.

 

[dubaiski]

same

 

[Elijah.]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth Trebek?

 

[h_bar]

history in the making right hurrrrr

 

[wintersway]

marking my spot

... almost like how a dog pees on a tree

... or how your dad pees in your moms butt

 

[Stallis-good]

hahaha your dad fucked your mom

 

[cbalkman]

Did you flush the toilet, or did you just quietly run away?

 

[nickyp]

just lol

 

[Static]

lol, why would you even say anything?

You know they've probably had sex in every room of the house, imagine how freaky shit gets when you're not home. Check the family computer's browser history for adultfriendfinder.com

 

[zagfan5]

that would be the prime time to sneak out of you ever were going to.

 

[YooperSteeze]

Claiming my place in history.

 

[*simba*]

FML

 

[hellomynameisjef]

lawl

 

[cornholio]

I'm going to have to disagree and say poo is not equal to hearing sex. About 90% of the time I hear sex (in porn, for an example) I get turned on. When I poo, I only get turned on about 15% of the time. For this reason poo and hearing sex are not equal.

 

[JosephStalin]

this thread will be EPIC

 

[Static]

haha, 15% gay

 

[Moon_Park]

haha thats what i was going to ask

 

[*steeze_is_good]

Thats how babies are made Jimmy

 

[al_britskiier]

Well i was looking for a pair of socks that my dad stole off me in my parents room. and found a dildo. I cried.

 

[sarahskis]

hey...at least they weren't talking about you. that could have gotten REALLY awkward.

 

[1337]

...nuff said...

 

[I_Am_Mod]

This story is NS worthy!
you Sir have earned yourself a ribbon !

 

[IceCreamer]

5+ pages

 

[GayWolf420]

at least your dad can get some

 

[bermbuster49]

AHA!!!HAHA

 

[sstricky]

dude?

 

[AdolfShitler]

 

[artfullydodged]

you definitely shouldve tried to take the most obnoxious shit possible

 

[Hack.The.Pow.]

hahahah im so glad this has never happened to me

 

[skiierman]

why do people say this? what youre going to be the ultimate badass when showing people you got first post in a 3 page thread? you are so cool that you claimed something classic before anyone else even posted in it! awesome brodawg!

 

[spliff.Life]

that wasnt your dad in there with your mom.....

 

[Atypical]

I'm so glad you decided to become active again.

(Insert joke about how that wasn't your dad but was in fact me here)

That's what she said.

 

[H8CH]

Gold

Solid gold.... brightened up my day this thread...

 

[pommes_vertes.]

Hah, that sucks. I feel for you. +vibes for a speedy recovery.

 

[JRullo]

wait, i thought your dad was away on a buisness trip.....

 

[WikiWiki]

haha owned- i couldnt poop- i would be to fucked up

 

[PappaG]

Pics of mom needed to evaluate awesomeness of this thread.

TIA.

 

[T-Holt]

Did they hear you in the bathroom? That would have been hilarious.

 

[skodeo7]

hahaha. Owned. This sounds almost too bad to be true though.

 

[kingcomet32]

hahaha im suprised you could continue going to the bathroom having heard that

 

[duckets.]

haaaaaa

 

[Hogis]

"Did you hear something in the bathroom?"

 

[Pee_and_Ski]

well that sounds like one shitty night, you probably had some crazy fucking dreams.

 

[Sun_Ra]

Did you sneak in their room to see what was going on ?Maybe they were doing something else....OR NOT

 

[yojimbo]

you should have banged on the wall and had them come in so she could give you a blumpkin while getting plowed by your dad. you know a little family bonding never hurt.

 

[derbski]

Dude, too far..... I have a boner in class now.

 

[Davy.Crockett]

thats rough man

 

[ski@jaypeak2]

How do you think you got here? Parents like sex just as much as you.

i bet your mom was moist........

 

[treebeard]

i didn't have anywhere else to post this picture, so...