Pond Skimming Costume!

[Totes_Magotes]

It's time again for the annual Canyons Pond Skimming Spring Gruv event and I need inspiration for a costume. In previous years, my friend and I have teamed up with a horse theme and it really went over well but we want something new. I'm going solo and need a costume for about under $40 tops. Here's pictures from previous years for example.

+k for help and links!

 

[GolfingElephant]

charley sheen with a long banner flapping behind you that sais winning

 

[JaayLaay]

hahah do this.

 

[Abc567def]

Tthis was me from 2 years ago?
I went into my closet and pulled out the most random shit i could find

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

go naked, but color your dick black.

 

[Rossberger]

Dilbert? I know there's a costume for it.

 

[ReignMan]

would a titanic costume be in poor taste?

 

[crab_pretzel]

haha no of course not. just make sure you dont make it all the way thru

 

[Totes_Magotes]

Hahaha, that would be classic! I just don't quite have enough time to construct such a masterpiece to fit onto my body

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

 

[GayWolf420]

Naked while talking to your mother on the phone.

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

GNAR points.....

 

[Chompo.]

bahahhahaahahhhhaaaa would be soooooooo epic

 

[Algebra]

Black swan

 

[ChrisSkisChronic]

Make a paper mache pig, duck, sheep or any farmyard animal for that matter. Tape it around your waist so you appear to be fucking it.

 

[nuggzz]

soo sick!!!!!!! i missed my resorts pond skim this year

 

[SaucerB0Y]

BN, that way you have a good shot at winnign AND +1000 GNAR points

 

[ndye]

Go to your local goodwill or whatever you have near you, buy 30 dollar shitty suit. Business man

 

[televail]

Hannah montana, then pull off your wig and be miley, then pull off your pants and be a guy