Mammoth: Cut the BS. Smaller and lighter riders need smaller skis, especially if they are just riding the park. If I could/wanted to deal with a quiver of skis, I'd have small ones for the park, fat ones for the pow, and long ones for the all-around. Let people ride what they want to ride, it's all about fun anyway.
Telefreeride: big boards, free heels, no poles, all soul