Poll: Funniest NS Members

wait a sec, i forgot the most important mofo

number 1 is Yeti, hands down, he makes ME laugh

urbanskier, you're not funny, fuck off....

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - anonymous

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

everything you know is not true

`When I was doin him in the butt, my dick touched his shit...it was cool` - J()nes
 
your sig is getting too long - and old. change it.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
 
yo foo, they mean me, harvey banned my other screenname, but im back and kickin ass again.

I'd like to say one thing to all the bitches on this site with no sense of humor, LICK MY SQUISHY CUNT BITCHES!!!!

anyways, we shouldnt forget about ass_cock and i_am_retarded, those guys have always been hilarious.

Skipimp_ we need to hear more from you, gotta represent all the pimps an playas around the world

Reward your curiosity

So sit on your porch and drink your fortys, and if anybody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin'
 
i don't know, aplintalik is alright, but he's a bit too cocky, sorry man, and um yes kamikazee is the coolest person i know that i dunno i don't know who says what i can't remember who's said what

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p.a.t. productions

patskiing.home.attbi.com

I don't want the world, I just want your half.

I saved Latin, what did you do?

 
Yeah, ive been away for a long time, doin my biz, y'know. and my comeputer got a virus and it makes a really really loud noice every 5 seconds that sounds like a giant queef, and the net doesn't work, so i gotta go to myu friends houses to use the net

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
but god still is a sodomite

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
1...Alpentalik

2...Haze_The_Alligator(damn shame we don't hear from him anymore)

3...WAskier720, ductapeboy, there's more but I can't think of any right now

Salad is what Food eats. -LoKash
 
YAY! i made someones list!

/me does a happy dance

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze

FROSTMONKEY.COM
 
triki_viki is funny...but in a 'i wanna fuck you' kinda way

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
Fuck...I can't believe I left out LOKA$H.....sorry bro. He is a funny mother fucker. And he's probably the most gangsta person on this site...for real.

Salad is what Food eats. -LoKash
 
alpentalik by far

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
yea, lokash is the shit.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
 
uh

can anyone say-succesful thread by brody? yeah. thought so.

i would like to take this opportunity for you fockers who make me laugh every 5 minutes . considering i am on here every 5 minutes.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
svwingnut...you think that hes cool cause he'sthe most realest gangster? gangsters aren't cool anymore dude, that was the 90's

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
no no, trust me - lokash is cool - and you are not, so really, you don't have much say in the matter.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
 
i never said he wasn't cool, i said thinking he's cool cause he's thugged out isn't cool. got it?

..asshole

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
I didn't say he was 'the most realest gangster'. Nice use of the language by the way......yeah.

I said 'he's probably the most gangsta person on this site...for real'. As in I'm not kidding. LoKash is a good guy. But he's also seen more hardcore shit than most people I know. He's spent a lot of time in East Los Angeles running with his crew. I like him because he's my friend. All I'm saying is that he probably has more of a right to act gangsta than anyone else on this site. He's been there man. And as far as that comment about 'gangsters aren't cool anymore. That was the 90's' or whatever......check out the way skiers dress and act and talk now.

Word up LoKash. CE por vida holmes.

Salad is what Food eats. -LoKash
 
well fine then, maybe i should shut my fat face, or maybe britney should sit on my fat face, either will do. Yeah, everyones a gangster these days, 'specially on the net..internet thugs for life! I know what youre sayin, but I just get sick of rich white boys living in 300 k houses thinking they can buy coolness from a store because drug dealers and murderers wear it. It's the same with anything really....he's riding a GT bike, so I should go buy one because he's good. These 200 nikes make me better at basketball.....drinking gatorade makes me a better athlete. But all Im doing is saying being a gangster isn't cool, it's just that real tough guys and drug dealers tend to be pretty fuckin cool if you're friends with them.

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
good point....the actions 'gangsters' preform don't make them cool. it's their personalities....i think that's what you're trying to say. but yea, around these parts most of the kids who are 'gangsters' are faggots, always trying to prove something.....honestly i think it's fucking gay. however there are always cool ones, never had a cellmate that i didn't like......besides the freaky ones that are crazy.....screaming shit in the middle of the ngiht and stuff. that sucked.

yo yo i be representing the motha fuckin' littleton crew

so what the fuck you pussies gonna do?

created free-stylers.com for my town

go view our shit, we're holdin' it down
 
'the one with the lip ring (charlie or whatever) is looking at me like she wants to suck my cock.'

good stuff

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there is this dirty native guy in my city that wants to kill me because he got the cops called on his stupid ass...he's this bitch wannabe thug...

long story, but he was pushing girls around who were staying in my room during grad and he got his ass handed to him by about eight of us. I know it wasn't very fair, but you don't fucking push girls around and shit...ESPECIALLY when they are to be smoking my pole later that night!

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze

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oh yeah, he pulled a blade on me in my own room too, so that sorta started shit too :-)

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze

FROSTMONKEY.COM
 
yeti are u sure all he did was pulll a nife on u in your room? or is there sumthing that goes deeeeeper into that story

'My favorit sex position is 68. that is when u give me head and i owe u one.'

 
*notice my play on words with 'deeeper' .... im so smart

'My favorit sex position is 68. that is when u give me head and i owe u one.'

 
that pun sucked

yeah bitchass thats what i was tryin to say. man ive talked to some fucked up peeps when ive been in the slammer (3 times, twice for drunk tank, once for arson) and there were crazy mofos there, screamin all night, and some of the stories..shit, runnin cop roadblocks fuckin up cars..damn..NEVER GO TO JAIL it's worse than you can imagine..it's not like OZ.

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
Yeah, I agree with you about possers skipimp. They're gay. That's why I said that LOKA$H is prolly as real as they come around here. He's actually been there and done it. He was into the shit when he was 13. I'm sure you'll meet him sometime. You'll like him. He's a funny mother fucker. Has some great stories...and the best thing about his stories is he's not making any of it up. It's all for real.

Salad is what Food eats. -LoKash
 
are you a fucking retard neil? Honestly though...are you defective in any way, cuz i think your a fucktard.

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze

FROSTMONKEY.COM
 
notice my play on words there? FUCKING AND RETARDED PUT INTO ONE!! WOW I AM SO SMART!

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze

FROSTMONKEY.COM
 
yeti that was harsh man, theres no need to flame me, get a life.

'Dude dont worry its impossible to get hurt on this hip' My words of confidence to stephan waldie just before he hits the hip and brakes his coller bone/sholderblade.
 
Hey watch it...Neils a good lay...and he'll hold you all night long, the good way, you know, you can still move around and adjust, but he's always got his arms around you...plus he has good breath when he wkaes up and hes ready for round two.

''If you can't eat it or fuck it...kill it.''

Got Shin Bang?

www.skimetrix.com
 
yea skimonkey, you try too hard. that sucks that you got a blade pulled on you yeti. good job in beating his ass.

yo yo i be representing the motha fuckin' littleton crew

so what the fuck you pussies gonna do?

created free-stylers.com for my town

go view our shit, we're holdin' it down
 
i need a blowjob

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
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