Poll: Funniest NS Members

BrodyLeven

BrodyLeven

Active member
who do ya'll think are the top 3 funniest contributers to newschoolers.com?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
1. alpentalik

2. i dont know

3. i dont know. you are all funny

sirjibs, i think he was the original person who made me laugh on here

everyone is damn funny.....

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
alpentalik

craigcski

jibtech

One day I was walking by, with a walkman on

when i caught a guy, give me an awkward eye.

so I strangled him out in the parking lot, whether its dark or not.

i dont give a fuck if its dark or not.

its as hard as me trying to park a dodge, when i'm drunk as fuck

right next to a humoungus truck,

in a two car garage.

 
Alpentalik

Jibtech

Someone else

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

-Dan

'...but I had no idea that my dog was fucking the shit out of my leg.' (-alpentalik)
 
so are we talkin haha funny or funny but not in a haha kinda way?

There are two positives to life: you live and you die.
 
well fuck. i better think of something funny to get me on someone's list... uh.... damn.. i'm much too high for this kind of thought process.

 
1. alpentalik

2. dirty

3. oversensitive assholes

This subversive propaganda has been brought to you by The Republican Army.
 
so are we talkin haha funny or funny but not in a haha kinda way?

There are two positives to life: you live and you die.
 
i think what he means is: funny haha funny or funny queer?

We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want

your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that

will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down.

Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies.

Do not kill do not rape do not steal. These are principles which

every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite

suggestions these are codes of behavior and those of you that

ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees

of evil we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds

and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you

do one day you will look behind you and see we three, and on

that day you will reap it- and we will send you to whatever god

you wish. And shepards we shall be, for thee my lord for thee,

power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may

swiftly carry out thy command, and we shall flow a river forth to

thee, in teeming with souls shall it ever be, in nomine patri, et fili,

et spiritus sancti.
 
Heres the admitition, note:

'well fuck. i better think of something funny to get me on someone's list... uh.... damn.. i'm much too high for this kind of thought process.'

-I_am_retarded-

he said he's - 2 high- the fucker that got the freeze forum overhauled!

-=[604]=-
 
That's a huge signature.

anyway, I couldn't put these in any order, but...

Lord_Piot, rebel, bitchassphatz, witchbaby666, and alpentalik, for starters. The humor on this site used to be a lot more... humorous.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
 
I just remembered: sweetcoz.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
 
hahahahahahaahah lifejacket hahahahahahahaah

oh god. funny shit

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'Dude if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me.' Dave pauls while taking a 14 yeard old girl up to his bedroom for some 'snacks' and 'pop'.

www.jibculture.com
 
andy lol yeah and lifejacket

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
1. waskier720

2. alpentalik

3. iamretarded

4. gateskate (before he got banned)

5. k2skeepimp (whatever happened to that kid?)

Reward your curiosity

So sit on your porch and drink your fortys, and if anybody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin'
 
alpentalik

mike hunt10

people who take shit on ns too seriously

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
1.alpentalik

2. ppl that post when there drunk

3. me

'Shampoo is beta!'

'NO! Conditioner is beta!'

'I go on first and clean the hair!'

'I leave the hair feeling smooth and silky!'

'O really fool?!'

'O really?!'

.....'STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAAAAN!!!!'

 
Well, I was just about to commit suicide, but then I happened upon this post. Slef esteem went through the roof! Oh, I guess I forgot to tell you my name is self esteem. See you all in heaven.

Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

Jibbin' For Jesus
 
i would say

skeepimp

mike_hunt

lifejacket

nine milla killa

Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew

The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
 
Sirjibsalot makes me laugh almost constantly, same with Ductape_boy, though more from pics I see of him passed out than anything else, and the stories I hear of the 14 year old girls.

What is the colour of a mirror?
 
1.) _ski_pimp_

2.) bitchassphatz (when I am high you are the funniest)

3.) probably darryl

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'im gay dont hurt me'

-five0

'500 girls...thats a thousand tits'
 
yea dave.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
 
this one time at band camp alpentalik threatened to kill my pet davey crocket hat if i didnt vote for him in a poll

Shadow Boxing, Got a Killer Sihouette

Jibbin' for Jesus
 
yeha when i see all what you guys are saying, everyone is funny

i knew this thread would be successful.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
bitchassphatz and ski2824

homophobia is gay

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart

-ski2824 on shrooms

Why is the name of the fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 
Alpentalik! YAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! just because i know how gay he is in real life.

Jibbin Fo Jesus

Its like Compton but with White people- Schmuck refering to whistler
 
i bet alpentalik feels good, just isn't a little puppy who can't expreess his feelings.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
thanks kami.. and i agree, the humour here has degenerated to that of a gilbert godfried stand-up routine.

 
what about schwags?

Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

Jibbin' For Jesus
 
schwags is just... wierd - says some wierd stuff on the net.

funniest people - shit, um... mercer and williewozzle are way up there.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
 
my vote goes to:

1. prohoe

2. skyy

3. iridepipe

the rest of you are losers who sit around all day trying to be creative and wity.. hahah just kidding.. or am i?

'we got phed up with all the losers and posers so we're now just calling them out one by one.' - daryll hunt

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard
 
alpentalik, dirty, skeepimp, and those who argue with them they make me shit my pants.

-i just farted, can you smell it?-
 
hum.......

1. darryl makes me giggle like a little girl.

2. andy makes me laugh cuz he's so damn nerdy.

3. phatttim cuz he talks like a queer. (jsut come outa the closet buddy) :D

yo yo i be representing the motha fuckin' littleton crew

so what the fuck you pussies gonna do?

created free-stylers.com for my town

go view our shit, we're holdin' it down
 
it's nice to know that some people appreciate my silly sense of humor, it kinda gives me this funny warm feeling in my tummy, and that feeling slowly moves down to my weiner, and my weiner slowly gets bigger, and then i slap it and i tell it 'wow there you silly little weiner' and then it spits in my face.

Reward your curiosity

So sit on your porch and drink your fortys, and if anybody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin'
 
LOL!!! I should have voted for skeepimp 2!

'Shampoo is beta!'

'NO! Conditioner is beta!'

'I go on first and clean the hair!'

'I leave the hair feeling smooth and silky!'

'O really fool?!'

'O really?!'

.....'STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAAAAN!!!!'

 
LOL!!! I should have voted for skeepimp 2!

'Shampoo is beta!'

'NO! Conditioner is beta!'

'I go on first and clean the hair!'

'I leave the hair feeling smooth and silky!'

'O really fool?!'

'O really?!'

.....'STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAAAAN!!!!'

 
dave pauls... that kitten killing pedophile cracks me up.

Umm darryl because he likes little boys.

Proho because she said that 'real men could drink a cup of seamen.'

And mercer because he makes his own protein shakes... I guess that makes you a real man eh?

-Mike

Mercer: drinking mans protein shake

Me: hahhhahahahaha

Mercer: sick ass

Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day

Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot

Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
 
darryl is just funny looking....

schwags is just messed up, as far as i can tell from his posts and numerous quotes...

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Yes, Harvey is definatly an 'ASS RAMMIN DICKHEAD' - Jibtech

 
yah. everyone is way funny except the gay people. they just make me want to cum all over their gay little kitten-resembling faces\

martin, do you really have that many posts since changing your name?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
Now, I think this is a sweet thread, spreadin the love (or as I call it...the L-Hole) and blockin off the hate (or the A-Hole)

Im glad someone thinks im funny.....when people put skeepimp, do they mean me or k2skeepimp?

or is there a new skipimp in town i should know about?

just to let you know, skipimps.com is no longer for sale, it has been bought for the sweet price of 7$ a year. now to find a server.......anybody? please?......bastards....

well my list is:

1. Lord piot

2. Urbanskier

3. Alpentalik....even though his head is big enough as it is......bastard.....

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - anonymous

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

everything you know is not true

`When I was doin him in the butt, my dick touched his shit...it was cool` - J()nes
 
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