Politically incorrect things your grandparents say

Grandma: Dean you forgot to put in your hearing aid.

Grandpa: What?

Grandma: Your hearing aid!

Grandpa: I'm getting paid?

Mom: Dean do you want some cake?

Grandpa: Do I want to got to the lake?

 
not something she said but yesterday my grandma decided to go and change, but forgot to put clothes back on and walked around our house naked with 7 construction workers inside...

and one time my sister went and visited my grandma after she went tanning, and my grandma said "what the fuck did you do, you look like a damn n****r"

on a side note, do we still get banned for droping the n-bomb?
 
my grandma, who is not in the least bit rascist, thinks that it's still acceptable to refer to black people as negroes or colored.
 
"Have you seen how fast all 'em colored kids are that you play football with"

she overuses colored, very innappropriate
 
Bipolar Gramma: Aw you look so handsome ! you're growing up so quick!

-my mom leaves the room-

Bipolar Gramma: You've got some fat cheeks like a baby and your hair would look better on a grand daughter.

Me: *tears*
 
flipping through channels and come across the ellen degenerate show

*angrily* "we dont need to watch that lesbian filth!"

then some black show with people in it. half black half white..

"no body wants those people in their neighborhood! the whites dont want them! the blacks dont want them!"
 
when i was flipping through the channels, i stopped on some show including all black people, my grandpa says "turn off those coloured people they dont belong on tv" i was in shock..... my grandpa is usually really baller but i was like woahh.. okay..
 
my friends grandpa used to ask us if we were going n****r knocking (doorbell ditching) when we left the house
and to fix something in a shitty manner was n****r rigging it
 
When my stepdads mom gets drunk she gets all raceist and makes fun of black people and spanish people. Once she gets to the spanish jokes im like, you do know im Dominican right? She shut up

my grandma still is a bit racists with black people.
 
I got this pretty sick wooden lamp shaped like a tribal women.

when my grandmother saw it she said " Is that a colored lady???"

I said"I'm not sure gram, but I like the lamp"
 
My grandpa: The love of my life wasn't your god forsaken grandmother, but a young girl i met when i was sailing through Greece. I had just marrided your grandmother and got sent out on mission for the navy and met a 15 year old girl she was a freak i tell ya. I beleive her name was Marcel.

(all this is said while my grandma is sitting right there.)

Grandme: How is it willie? ( refering to the dinner she made for him)

Grandpa: Ahh it will make a terd.

I was shocked.

 
This other time I was watching tv with my grandma, and a comercial came on with a black familly at the dinner table. My grandma turns to me and said " there are a bunch of bleep familys where I live and none of those bleeps ever look or talk nice like that. haha ya she also calls some nut, bleep toes
 
"oh thats a nice chinaman"

"eny meeny miny mo, catch a nigger by the toe" - my grandma on deciding what dessert to get at a restaurant
 
My grandma taught me "Inny, Minny, Miney, Mo, Catch a Nigger by the toe"

My kindergarten teacher was not impressed when I sang that in class.
 
My Grandma isnt racist but she calls black people niggers. That's about the only thing she does, she's still got a good head on her.
 
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