Police use 'nose telescope' for cannabis odour mapping.

[JAHBRADOR]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10448756/Police-use-nose-telescope-for-cannabis-odour-mapping.html

 

[Backyard.Skier]

fuck the police

 

[JAHBRADOR]

 

[Wallisch_pl]

FUTURAMA

 

[TechnoPotamus]

well at least he looks cool using it

 

[CheddarJack]

I don't get it.. What's the point of having it on your nose? Can't they just make a device to measure the amount of weed in the air by itself?

 

[zues]

CLEARNET Warning!

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[adzy]

I'd start laughing if the cops starting search bags and then pulled that thing out! Just crop dust them while they're using that thing, they'd love it!

 

[maximiliaan]

is it like a smellmaster 9000?

if so, professor Keenbean was already using it in the 90's.

 

[chickenonabun]

It's legal, but it can't produce smoke that smells? lolwat... how come they don't care about cigarette smoke which actually smells bad.

 

[Holte]

They couldn't pay me to use that thing.

Imagine the poor cop that accidentally points it at some dog shit.

Officer down! OFFICER DOWN!

 

[earl.squirrelson]

i want to fart write in front of that

 

[GayWolf420]

That would make a great vape.

 

[Miomo]

Fucking Olfactometers. How do they work?

 

[Laurent.]

Who nose?

 

[SFB]

marijuana smoke definently smells bad, and is more punget and noticable then cigarettes.

 

[danderson.]

They're just going to find a bunch of skunks.

 

[k-rob]

america is weird

 

[hippy.]

Smoked a cigar once, the next day mom asks why I smell like cigarettes and lectures me on how horrible smoking is..Smoke an eighth of some OG Kush, the next day she doesn't even question me..So tell me more about this pungent scent

 

[Spagett+]

I smoked a hippy once. The next day my mom lectured me about being too hardcore.

 

[hippy.]

 

[DaffyDaDak]

Now they can really look like pigs!

 

[Olimar]

This cant be real....

 

[Calb3rt]

Play

 

[Malcolm]

You sure this isn't The Onion?

 

[MNS]

Looks like i'll be making a poop moat around my grow op. Enjoy that smell suckers.

 

[.Hugo.]

I read the title as cannibals. Wutted hardcore

 

[eheath]

 

[Jeebus.]

The fuck are odours.. Its odors damn you.

 

[Phil-X-]

Ok heres my guess...

They cant measure the PPM because it would be breaking laws requiring a court order or warrant, the nose allows them to just say probable cause "It smells like weed" and fuck you.

aka now they can bullshit probable cause more then ever before.

 

[coling]

I was thinking the same thing. Anyways fuck the po

 

[.Apex.]

I don't think it even picks up smells. They just wait to see what group of people are laughing uncontrollably at them using this thing then arrest them for cannabis consumption.

 

[Negro_Jesus]

Ah, i see you are american.

 

[JAHpow]

woah

 

[Horsefacekillah]

good thing i hide my weed in my butt

 

[Bart.Man]

I want to fart write, too. I just can't figure out how to focus my ass gas well enough to form legible letters. Any suggestions?

 

[skiierman]

I like it. It'll help cut down on non-violent crimes and it'll keep hippies away from civilization.

 

[SlurmrnHurnyBurn]

So whats the radius of sniffage these babies get?