I'm a square because I don't try to be "different" in the most mundane ways possible? I do not, by any stretch of the imagination, love cops. Yes, I love my Nike shoes. And yes, I eat food that most people eat. You know what I don't do, though? Act like a fucking child who will stop at nothing to pretend like he hasn't lost an argument.
You redefine the concept of grasping at straws. 'eating boring food that everyone else eats.'? Really? I think you need your fucking ass beat, pussy. Then we can see how your no-gym, vegan lifestyle holds up to its opposite.