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MissMontana

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Any good stories from your towns police log?

from the Carmel Pinecone: "Golf ball-throwing urinator strikes Carmel Valley home."

"73 year-old-man calls police when son comes home belligerant."

"A Pacific Grove man was tangeled up in his bed sheets. Police were dispatched to help the man."

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
"Kalispell police responded to a report of a suspicious frying pan rigged up to a wall near a house Sunday night on Palmer Drive. Nothin' cookin' on that one."

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
that is amazing. i love hick towns!

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
"tired women falls asleep in someone else's car" some lady was tired in my town so she opened up a parked car and fell asleep in the back seat

-some guy dropped a toaster in his bath tub the other day

-a friend of mine was arrested for saying, i quote "{with heck to} to"

-some "villians" got away with tp-ing

these are from the may 26, 2005 edition of the Chagrin Valley Times

-car stolen in hospital escape

man escapes psych facility and steals car with keys in it

-racial messages mailed

a family of whites is targeted by a black man

- girl arrested in school fight

some chick attacked a school official

- women pulled down stairs

wife is "pulled down stairs" and locked out of house

- shopper's trick doesn't work

star running back of the local high school attempts to put a wallet in a pair of pants and not pay for it

 
hahah we dont have a police station cause theyre rebuilding it, so they moved the station 10 miles away

 
I wish I lived in a small town.

Jeremy

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
thats awsoem...i have 5 cops that live in my neighborhood and its only 4 roads

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i'd be better at skiing if i had better places to ski

-NS Skateboarding-
 
an 80 year old man was arrested for abusing his son 43 years old haha

I Love Head

Momentum Session 4
 
"a woman called police after her cat brought home a dead chipmunk. The police gave her a sobriety test."

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Incubus- An evil spirit supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with women as they sleep.
 
our town is always something like "18 year old gets arrested for underage drinking party" or 17 year old was DUI" ..always the same shit

okayplayer. giving you true notes since 1987

"Win or lose, we booze."

 
gallup man dragged two miles behind a vehicle and left in the street in front of his house to die...he didn't his sons found him and called the popo and they still haven't caught the people who did it.

Back in the days i use to like bitches

But i tell you now days bitches aint shit

And if you wonder why i say this

I've had a lot of women and bitches think they slick

Sneakin' around fuckin' around whenever we're not around

Actin' all sophisticated spending money that she didnt make

I get so mad that i could slap her actin like she cleopatra

Aint no need to ask shes a slave to tha money and im the master

-nate dogg

 
there was one report in our paper it was like "a man was forceful removed from a shoping mall who claimed to be jesus" or somthing like that

"your like 12 years old???? that girl is illegal for msot of us to be looking at..."

-later about 10 seconds in another post-

" oh, i thought you were a guy, hmm, well your nice looking." P-JO

also known as pussyfooter
 
yea there like 4 or 5 cops that live on my block

cant tell me shit about the tricks of this trade switch blade with a little switch to switch the switch blade switch from a 6 to 16 inch blade shits like a samarui sword a sensay

 
woman shocked to see dog thrown out of moving car.

apparently 2 teenage boys that were smiling threw this dog out of the car going like 50. so it like ran away and wasnt dead?? but like they couldnt find it.

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haha, we dont have police. the closest station is like 20 miles from here

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
sum1 in the town near me got arrested for cow tipping

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
but you can have tobacoo at 16 you just cant buy it

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
^um no u cant

"your like 12 years old???? that girl is illegal for msot of us to be looking at..."

-later about 10 seconds in another post-

" oh, i thought you were a guy, hmm, well your nice looking." P-JO

also known as pussyfooter
 
actualy yah you can't buy tobbaco untill you're 18, but you can smoke it when your 16

RIP

FRZ

PPP

In New York they wants me_And I'm gonna be there_Van-city's calling

And I'm gonna be there_In T-Dot, they wants me_And I'm gonna be there, spreading the vibes_All over the world

K A R M A

- parker.mills
 
not in idaho. they have some of the most hard-core drug/alcohol/tobacco laws in the nation. but in nevada, they dont even care how old u are. i smoked a cig in front of a cop at reno airport on several occasions.

SHOPLIFTING--My Anti-Drug
 
ive never smoked a cig. i once rolled some like 50 year old tobacco that i found (in a tin. i used to collect tobacco and other tins in like 7th grade) and rolled it in a fake 100 dollar bill. it wasnt fun.

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