Poles vs. No Poles

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What's everyone think about skiing w/o poles? I think it's fruity but that's just me. And what's up w/ pollard skiing w/o them in Stereotype? i haven't seen it but that's what i heard

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no poles is as gay as gorilla steez

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i think it looks gay. But i saw a sweet skier skiing w/ no poles. I don't like the style, though

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I like skiing with poles. Skiing without them looks like someone trying to be a snowblader...

 
don't ski without poles

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its just so awkward, without poles. Plus i ski more all mtn then park

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i feel naked without poles,

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i cant ski without poles i feel retarded and uncoordinated, plus it looks very gay

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for me i could care less...i mean if ur good ur good...like peter mihreofer (sp?) in stereotype some of my friends thought it looked gay but i mean when u watch someone ski do u really look at their poles the whole time?

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it's so so true, skiers w/ no poles are dumb, but if they're good than power to em, I find it easyier to do tricks w/ poles, it takes some of the tension off, and helps balance

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skiing without poles may not be skiing, but niether is going off jumps and rails.

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it's just not the same w/o poles

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i cant do it. he he. today i was filming my friend, with no poles, and i honestly had trouble skiing down the hill. it was WEIRD

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once i saw a skiboarder with poles. i dont know what the hell they were doing. it was the coolest thing i ever did see. I think snowboarders should use poles

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I like doing rails - my nuts seem to loosen up after a few tries.
 
if ya got no poles.....do us all a favor and fruit boot.

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good call, mommy, i think....

my friends and i call skiers w/o poles gomars

'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

 
i only use poles when i snooblade. my ski instructor doesn't let me use poles..

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when I ski without poles it feels like I loose balance.. So I try and drop the poles every now and then increases your balance..

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you gotta have poles, cause when you pole plant and shit it gets your body in position better, without poles its just wierd and looks gay and is fruity

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skiing without poles is whack man!

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i thought i was skiing without poles for a long time, it turned out that i was just skiing naked

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woah woah woah, i started this bandwagon. and i'll be damned if someone is gona talk shit about it-Phrosty

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good one! i think the only time you should be allowed to ski without poles is when you're learning backflips and don't want to land wrong and get impaled.

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...
 
i hate skiing without my poles...i feel so naked and off balance. i tried it once, but it doesn't really help for a 540 or something when planting your pole before the jump helps.

for chicks who rip-Beater productions

 
Pole planting in order to help with rotation is actually a detriment to technique and will cause problems when you want to start throwing stale tricks.

Free your heel:

Free your mind
 
yeah skiing without poles is pretty stupid, it looks weird and feels retarded

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I'm just not sure Candide would agree with you there Gregg...

'Math my boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology' -Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
 
yeah candide almost always pole plants and he doesn't seem to be doing too bad

'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

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call them 'gomars'

'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
 
yeha gregg you stupid jew, go stuff a dredle up your but and barmistvah, in a lion's den, go blow a rabbi, oh yeah moses was a myth!

Thank you for reading my post,

have a nice day :)

the thing I like about highschool girls, is I keep getting older but they stay the same age!

I don't just huck, I suck

Actually my name isn't even James!

Hugs not drugs!

can't we all just get along?

love your neighbor, even if he is some creepy old man

I hate hate

Enter your new signature below:

check out my crappy website!

I flunked out of school cause I'm hardcore!

Enter your new signature below:

the REAL creator of the NS.com cousin exchange program!

How are you gonna learn to party in school, MOM!

 
what the hell is a p turn and an i turn? yea i dont use my poles when i do my w turns and my q turns. today at loon i saw a wikid hot chick skiing with out poles, so now i have more respect for skiiers with out poles. cuz hot girls kick ass. when i started talking to her she had a texas accent, so i figured thats why she didnt use poles, BECAUSE SHES FROM TEXAS!

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most of the people i see w/o poles are newschool chicks are fruits w/ all line stuff that just chill in the park and don't do shit. though there's one or two guys w/ all line stuff and no poles who are amazing at breck.

'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
 
i think pollard or mickael or someone said that if you can ski with no poles, you can ski better with them or something like that i dont kow

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when i said 'line stuff' i meant that i see more line skiers that have pants and all sorts of clothing by them w/o poles. not stereotyping but it's a bigger percent than say k2, rossingnol etc. i have nothing against line, i think they're a badass company

'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
 
so ur saying that about the line team, or ppl who ride on line skis, cause thats just stupid

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