poles to the face

BillyMFBadass

BillyMFBadass

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sometimes after i do a spin trick i dont get my poles (i.e. arms) around fast enough and they stick in right in front of me (well mostly just the left one) then wehen i absorb the landing my face slams down on the grip of my pole. ive broken a pair of goggles and cut the shit out of my face once. does anyone else have this problem and if so what should i do to fix it?

i dunno but ive been told, u never die and u never grow old

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I was sitting down on my tails the other day riding down the slope. and I needed to adjust my goggle and without paying attention I lifted my arm up and stuck my pole in the ground in front of me and it hit me in the face and almost knocked me out.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
haha thats hularious

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ive broken ribs like that, swolen lips, and dislocated shoulder

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

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one time i landed a jump at night and my pole stuck in the ground infront of me, and the end went straight into my neck. i lay on the ground coughing and trying to breathe for like 10 minutes

 
i did that when i was younger and wearing braces. my mouth was so screwed up on the inside, it dident stop bleeding for over a week.

 
I'll post a picture tomorrow; my pole to neck story really can't be justified until you see this pole.

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its fucking hilarious when dumont slaps himself with the pole, trying to be all hardcore and stuff. but yeah ive hit myself in the face and stuff a few times.

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
 
i did that coming off a rail once and got it right in the gut. just keep your poles pointing backwards.

'I thought i was going to dead.'

-Charles Gagnier
 
HAHAHAH AHHAHAHA gorbie...

maybe you shouldnt land with your poles like a mogul skier...maybe you should try something different dumb ass...how many times will you have to hit yourself in the face before you realize your doing something wrong?

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it

 
i actually knocked a tooth out last winter skiing some moguls...i tried hot dogging it and tried to bomb the last section of the mogul run, popped off a mogul too high, planted my pole, fell forward and almost swallowed the rubber grip. in the end the only thing i swallowed was my tooth :(

 
ive stabbed my buddy with my pole in the leg but never hit myself in the face

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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
i've never hit myself in the face but on tuesday I jabbed myself in the gut it hurt so bad. It hurt so bad I couldn't cry but I really wanted to

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I managed to stick the pole in the ground after landing a jump and i stuck myself in my wiener.

Luke van Valin sticks his cock with the sharp end of pole in high 5

 
I cased a landing, pole planted and the handle pushed my goggles onto my forehead and proceeded to lacerate my eyelid.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
yeah. thats freaking scary. once, on a switch5 i landed on my pole, up in my chest and broke 2 ribs. fucking hurt!! get shorter poles.

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oh ya, i've impaled myself in the back (don't ask) wtih a pole before. that just hurts.

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haha, i got so angry today, so i slapped my pole on the ground, it get stuck so i get the pole into my balls , crashed into a friend and then my pole was broken.. fuck

 
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