Pole stealer in park city

bad things about no poles
1. it looks GAY!2. you piss people off in the lift line3. when your actually skiing you look like your trying to be a magic little fairywich is fine if you want
 
BAHAHA great post... just make a donation at first aid and get some poles... i dont think ive ever paid more than 5$ for my poles in the last 5 years
 
Thats one good thing about having next years shit... if you get something stolen and see anyone with them, you can pretty much instantly ram your dick through their ears
 
go in your garage and find your dads old ski poles and cut them down to your size and paint them to your liking. poles break way to easily
 
black poles are the worst because most rentals are black. So some kid that lost his rental poles sees some black ones layin around and snags em.

everytime my cheap $3 dollar poles are stolen^^ i think, "well.... at least it wasn't my skis" cause then it would be time to start steppin on peoples' throats n shit.

p.s. "black poles are the worst" no i'm not racist, fuckers
 
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