[Pole] If your could have the talent of any 3 skiers put together, wich ones would it be

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Jon Olson - I would have mad style and win alout

Seth Morison - I would have Crazy Big Mountin skills

Glen Plake - I could be 50 years old and still rip it up

 
Pollard: Lazy and smooth

Tanner Hall: Tweaks the shit out of everything and throws down

Candide: so i could the a d spin 7 over chads gap

Mike Wilson: So i could be the youngest guy which with the skills of everyone else, i would be kicking ass.

Glen Plake: So I would be kicking ass with some 400cm skis

Shit i could go on, lets just say i wish i could combine every good aspect of every skier out there so that i would have one crazy messed up style and have a mad bag of tricks

Later

JJ

 
hall, morrison and moseley

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i have mastered the art of sleeping with my eyes open..... boy am i tired
 
Jon Olsson pipe and park, seth for big mountain lines, steele spence for rails.

~'dont eat me, i have a wife and kids...eat them!!' -Homer
 
seth

j.p. auclair

pollard

'But won't your hand smell like shit too?'

'Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.' ~Brodi and T.S. in the Stink Palm scene of Mallrats
 
totally~ every skier has there own good aspects, and some have every aspect being a good one.

what was the question?

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'I'm not a deadbeat, low life kid that's going to be a high school dropout.' - Tanner Hall...

...Well said, Tanner.
 
Jon Olsson- for his mad style and get ever sweeden girl

Shane Machochky(or however you spell it) I would rule the whole mountain an drop insane cliffs

JF- i'd be able to throw sick shit an hardley ever practice

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Is it cheating if the girl is from another country?

Some one please help !!!
 
Seth-all mountain

Skogen- creativty and style

Olsson- Can land a shit load of tricks

CR. Johnson 'Hey Buddy are you old enough to be drinking?'

Me 'Pffft.. What about you?'

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Turpin for: Being positive and genuine, he is like rubber (lands anything) and can learn tricks very, very fast! Not to mention his MAD STYLE!!!

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seth

cusson

hall

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'

To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to.....all lifes problems
 
eric, steele, and jon. youve got the style, the tricks, and the rails...

'i dont wanna have to bust out some american fighting skills on your canadian ass' me talking to jeff thomas
 
Thovax

Morrison

Pollard

Boy, I know u can read my mind, so........meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow !
 
Seth, cause he is all around amazing, and fearless.

JF, i'd never have to practice, and still be sick and stylie.

Pollard, I'd make everything stylie and smoooove.

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'People who smoke pot grow up and do nothing with their lives.... Look at me. I'm a teacher.'

- My Gym Teacher
 
Olsson- super tech stuff with mad style

Pollard- Has his own personal style

Hall- as much as i dotn liek him, hes anamzing skier and he can throw down with style and super tech.

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seth - because big mountain is the shit.

Douglas - over 30 and still destroying

hall - creativity, style

 
vinni, cause small skiers rules and do not wave arround

ERic, cause he can do unnatural stuff

and candide cause the kid can ski everything.

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I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!

 
Eric Pollard- Mad style

CR- I could win the US Open and X Games....

Mosely- .....followed by the Olympics.

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Plake= old and cool how many old people do you know that can kick ur ass skiing and have a mowhawk?

Rex Thomas= Like his style like his attitude and he gave me his decapitated ski tip when he bailed and signed it too!

JP Auclair= Extremly cool has sick style and hes a cool canadian.

 
Seth Morrison for big mountain

Dave Crichton for rails, pipe, bir air, mad style and pretty much everything

Janica Kostelic for being a kick ass racer.

'drop cliffs, not bombs' - Seth Morrison
 
Holy Shit, If Seth saw this he'd be stoked!

Seth

Jon

Steele

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^

(get really high)

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Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
 
Morrison

McConkey

and Hall or Olson

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
Yup seth is definitly the shit for sure. I'd like to have the balls to toss a rodeo off an 80 foot cliff...which he supposedly did this year while filming in golden.

 
CR johnson

eric polard

mike douglas

--To be a jibber you've got to be so fresh to have style and finesse way above the rest-
 
morrison - rip huge big mountain lines and throw sick tricks of 50 foot cliffs

dorion - sick style everywhere

Rob Gaffney - is a doctor, which is what i want to do, but also kills it everywhere, and he skied at berthoud pass

jt holmes - been ripping since he was 14, can do anything, and i also like his style

 
all i need my skills. ha

Jon

Tanner

Seth

'i may be a poet but i just dont know it... BAM!!'

-Shaniqua Bootycall
 
Skogen Sprang

Eric Pollard

(The whole Line team=Mike Wilson, Mike Nick)

Vinnie Dorion

I like palm trees.

I like to ski, but I hate the freakin' cold. Us indian people weren't built for the cold. Why can't ski hills have palm trees?

- Jay Surti
 
Jon for all his crazy tricks minus all the tail grabs.

Jeff Holden for cliff drops-200fters need I say more

Ryan Worcester for rails and jibbing...you probably dont know him but he sticks everything

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. - Homer Simpson
 
Olsson

Turpin

Belanger

'Hey babby ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in a overcoat?' - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

 
shane- so i could rip big mountain

cr- so i could go huge and throw 1260's like nothing over 110 ft tables

moseley- so i could rip moguls and smoke any mountain

 
hmmm...damn this is hard.

Seth...there was no thought involved in this decision at all....I mean come on...you have to put him in there somewhere.

Jon Olsson.....if I could throw tricks that technical and smooth I would be the happiest guy alive.

FOr the last one I'm gonna have to say Steele Spence....that guy just kills the rails. Bu thtere lots of other guys that I would consider as well....

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
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