Poker

who plays poker? whats your game? who do u play with? how much u bet? do u play online? lets discuss poker.

the gunshot holds no fear
 
hold 'em (bandwagon i know) $10 buy ins, last night i won 20

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt

- g-punit*steezer
 
7 stud, pineapple, hold'em. Usually do cash games, I usually buy in for 20, i know alot of people that buy in for like 60-100 though. 1$ 2$ blinds no limit. My friends like to play 3-6 limit alot but i think limit sucks. Can't do much at all to bluff people out etc.

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hold em, just chips money is no fun well it is but my friends dont think so.

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hold em and omaha mainly..5-10 dollar buy in depending on how many people and who is there..play tournament play..until one person is left..1st place gets 80 percent..second place gets 20 percent

okayplayer. giving you true notes since 1987

 
hold'em. 5 dollar buy-ins usually. usually we're around 6 people, so it works out pretty nicely. i play online alot too, and i smoke that shit.

i fuckin lost last night though, which pissed me off. it was heads up, and i had short stack. i went all in with pocket kings, and this chick i was playing called it with an 8, J unsuited.

so what happened?

she FLOPPED a fuckin straight.. the bitch. i was really angry.

anyways, i'm the best poker player ever. EVER. yes, it's a bold claim to make, but i will wreck you. if you haven't read Doyle Brunson's book, you don't even want to CONSIDER the challenge.

sooo.. yeah.

peace.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)


keep it real.
 
^yo are not the best ever, last night you were shortstacked and lost to a chick. the only good female poker player is annie duke and im gonna go out on a limb and say it wasnt her.

the gunshot holds no fear
 
$5 buy ins, and i play pretty much every night. it's the only way to learn. i can't wait to go to vegas.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
I play holdem,omaha,and 7 stud, ocasionally razz. We play cash games for the most part and i usuaslly put in $30. Last night and two days ago i won an overall of $135 . Not bad for 2 hours of work.

theres no business like snow business.

 
hold em. bandwagon or not, i've been playin weekly for 3 years. 10$ buy in. .25-.50 blind. usually 4-6 guys most people re-buy in.

Turtle: Look at you Mr. Beg for pussy on promnight.

Eric: Yea Turtle, I was begging my girlfriend, you were begging a 40 dollar hooker who declined your mother's credit card.-Entourage

 
holdem-1-10 dollar buy in, blind start small, then go up as the game goes on. i played a 7 hour game the other night but everyone was playing sooo conservativly

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
used to play a ton 20 dollar buy ins 150 dollars to the winner and i bought my camera last summer with prize moeny. partypoker.com

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