ok heres what u need for real - a can of extremely flamable laquer (it works the best) some paint thiner, and a source of flame. put pokemon cards on skis, poor laquer over ur topsheets (use it ALL) then douse that in some paint thinner, and then proceed to light the whole thing on fire with ur source of flame, after you do that, come back here and thank me for making u just a little less gay