Poison Ivy

yeti

yeti

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Stupid little fucking devil plant! I have no idea how i got it, but it's on my forehead (almost healed now) and BIGTIME on the inside of my knee. Nowhere else. Not on my hands or anything, it's weird....but i guess that's what happens when i go on a adventure around the city when i am rolling like a fiend.

Now it's starting to blister and i am using every shred of self control i have to not scratch the hell out of it because it's so fucking itchy!!!!

Anyone else had any run ins with the devils plant?



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umm you would get poison ivy in your lungs dumbass, and then that would be pretty fucking hard to itch wouldnt it. its happened to my friend, some dumbass threw it on a campfire

 
haha ouch! at this survival thing thru school we had to go bushwacking and we hit like..fields of it and had to go thru it..it was 92?F in the forest so we were all wearin shorts so that sucked i came home and had cuts and shit alll over me

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i got it inbetween my fingers a few years ago. it caused huge blisters and i had to bandage it up. at the time i was playing baseball, so when i was up at bat and hit the ball, the blsiter popped, and the juices/pus dripped down my arm...

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i dont get it, i have an immunne system of, of, umm a very healthy person? post some pics of your nastiest poison ivy.

 
i dont get poison ivy, but my friend had to get a shot for it yesterday

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fuck i have poison ivy on my leg... just thought u all my want to know... and my dad about 6 years ago was burning plants hahaha and burned poison ivy and got it in his lungs and had to go to the hospital hahah i still laugh at him for it.... tho it really is a fucking devil plant!

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the rash caused by poison ivy is actually an illergic reaction to the plant thats why some people are 'immune' to it. my dad has a severe reaction to it, and considering we are a hunting family several times every fall my dad gets it bad, even on the insides of his eye lids, extremely painful. i get it as well but not as bad as he does.

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ive already been on steroids for it twice this spring/summer for it...i get it in one place then it just spreads everywhere...it sucks...a lot

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we were camping in the backwoods and my friend accidentaly whiped his has with some, hahaha, he was hurtin

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Someone smoke some poisen Ivy and tell me what happens. I would but I can't smoke right now.

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You got in inside of your knee!!! AH, that would suck so much, everytime you sit down or stand up. OUchy! Sucks man... I scratch it open, and pour Chlorox on it.. Cant be healthy but man, it works.

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it's not behind my knee, but the inside part of it...like the left side of my left knee. And it's spread to the right side of my right knee from when i sleep. It's fucking outrageous. My forehead zone has gone away, now it's just my leg but it doesn't look like it's going anywhere any time soon. Pus is fun.



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'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10

'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls

FROSTMONKEY

 
bleach kills stuff, poisen ivys like a chemical that can be eaten away by or like killed with bleach. Makes sense.

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
but im guessing bleach could burn your skin too.

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
haha, yeah.. You take the bottle of bleach in the shower with you. Then you scratch the stuff till it opens up and starts pussing/bleeding.. then you dumb bleech on it.. BURNS SOOOOO MUCH! But let me tell you, its way worth it.. Cause like P-JO said, it kills the poison ivy and it dries out and stuff. Either way, its worth the pain to stop the itcing.

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poison ivy and poison oak dun affect me. I could roll through the stuff and not feel a thing. My dad on the otherhand, he swells up so bad, and stops breathing if he gets it.

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yeah this stuff sucks the big one i got it on my arm and I try not to itch it but its too hard and then i itch it and it feels real good and then it shows up somewhere i hate this shit

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i just get a rash for a coule hours. but i never get blisters ive never even met anyone that does.

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Earlier this summer, from caddying at this fucking golf course, I was looking for some fatass' ball, and the next day I had a big line of it on my leg, and some on my wrist... and from my wrist it somehow found its way into my bloodstream, which is when the real fun started. Before it was done two weeks later, it was on both legs, me feet, both arms, all over my fingers, my stomach, my neck and my inner thighs. It was fucking gross, I was dripping pus everywhere I went.

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these two freshman at my school smoked it. they woke up and were blind so they thought they were dead then they shot themselves. I never used to get it but i got it like 3 times this year.

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i meant shit themselves not shot.

Fritz

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Why did they go blind, and what kind of idiot smokes it?

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temporarily, i don't know why. yes they are dumb. its funny cuz they are twins. that just makes it funnier.

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

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bah ha ha ha i just found htat really funny

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you don't know fun until you get it on your nuts and all over your package.

good times.

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We don't have poison oak up here, but WOOOOOO poison ivy... I get that shit at least ten times a year. It doesn't bother me as bad anymore, but yick

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i was camping with my brother when i was 10 and i had to pee really bad and he hid the tissue from me and told me to use a damn leaf so i did and got ivy on my hand, upper inside of my thigh and ...(ya know...) so i had to go to the hospital and get this stupid shot in my ass to keep it from spreading through my body- i will never wipe myself with a leaf again!

Just say F@$# it and huck it!

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^Wow, that was really stupid.

I got shots in the butt until I was like thirteen. I'm talking regular shots that they gave my little sister in the arm. Think there was reasoning behind that?

-Sarah Daulton Oates

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yes, yes it was. and it sucked hard core!!!

i am still mad at my brother for it.

how was i supposed to know what poison ivy looked like?- i was 10

Just say F@$# it and huck it!

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