Poison Ivy

ive done that plenty of times by accident and it sucks. If i dont get a good suggestion soon im gonna reach for the sandpaper
 
you dont understand im going freaking nuts

my mom keeps getting pissed when i walk past her and she yells quit playing with yourself. im going nuts with the ichyness
 
one time before a baseball game our 2nd baseman derrick bet me 10 dollars i woundlt put icy hot on my sack

i did.

it hurt.

ill never be the same
 
haha i got it on my legs then scratched it open with a credit card cause it was real itchy on my legs. then touched the fluid that came out and fell asleep.... no doubt with my hands on my package
 
go to the doctor so they can put u on some meds, aw fuck whats that shit called...some dude on my soccer team got it and he had to get the medicine
 
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your balls look like that?
 
the doctors put you on steriods to fight off the poison ivy, no joke. me and my little brother have been on it many times in our lives because we always used to get it
 
seriously, take cold showers, put some anti-itch shit on there and hope for the best

go swimming a lot. too that helps. i've hadd it on me balls before and it sucks...i feel for you, man
 
find the fern with the redish orangish little bumps on the underside of the leaves and rub it all over them.
 
sucks to be you, at least you're still living. when ic ome in contact with poison ivy i die almost instantly.

i found that out the hard way at golf camp when i was 13. i lost my ball i went looking for it in the woods and the next thing i know my throat is closing up and my entire body is swollen. i got rushed to the hospital and given a shot and luckily i made it in time.
 
the real question here is not 'i have poison ivy on my balls what do i do?'....its actually, 'how in the hell didi u get poison ivy on ur balls!?!'
 
seriously... take a hairdryer and blow hot air on the blisters, where ever they are. it will feel so much better

i've had it many times, it takes away the itch.
 
ok, being one of the first people to give a seriosu answer, go to a drug store, grocery store, whatever. Get calagel. its a calamine gel and works really well. They also have this wash stuff that you are supposed to use when get in contact with poison ivy, but it would prob still work for you. You need to follow the directions and basically take a bath in it so it doesn't spread anymore. But calagel really works well. You can also get a spray that stops the itching instantaneously, but doesn't last long. SO with the instantaneous stuff and the calagel, you should be fine. Do that stuff NOW.
 
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