Poison ivy

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this shit sucks, calamine doesnt work anymore, i need a remedy and fast...and i dont wanna hear the one where your break open all the blisters with brillo and then pour bleach on it

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very hot water on it

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you just have to find a way to dry it out. its not gonna go away fast though, like at least a week.

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rubbing alcohol works it u put it on a cotton ball and spread it around where u have it and then try not to itch it cuz it dries it out and it itch itll break the blisters open again

 
okay this shit works: go get on a dirtbike, race an enduro, crash and scrape the shit out of whatever body part the ivy is on, it will scab and go away haha, tahts what i did, it was on my arm for like 2 weeks, i crashed, scraped it off accidentally, and then it scabbed and went away.

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yea i have poison something...little red itchy bumps on my skin all over for the past few days....im putting calamine lotion on it but it doesnt seem to be helping other than stopping itch. im not sure what it is because they arent leaking fluid or blister like

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it could be a heat rash or sun poisioning. it happens to me all the time (or used to at least). i get it from being in the sun for long times multiple days in a row.

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nothing- i had such a bad case this summer it looked like i had taken a shower of just the poison ivy oil cause i had it bad all over my body. You can dry it out by putting aluminum acetate on the blisters buts its a pain in the ass and doesnt help much. If i was you id just take enough sleeping pills to knock yourself out for 1-2 weeks or benadryl at night is god too.

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just go to your urgent care place, and they'll write you a percription for some kind of stereroid that you swallow. It works within 24 hours....i had blisters of poison ivy all over my body and this shit worked so fast...dont fuck with any cream, poison ivy sucks...take the pill.

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The best thing to do is run wherever you have it through hot water, don't pussy out, get it effing hot. It'll feel like your sitting there scratching it. Then take ice right after and it'll numb it. You can't scratch it after that or else it'll start itching again.

Also, the medicine they give you works pretty good. It's actually a little dose of poison ivy that you take internally and it'll give you a short immunity from it.

Trust me i've have some effing bad poison ivy, eyes swollen shut etc.

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i'm so lucky i cant get that stuff its great

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I had it so bad a couple years ago, it was EVERYWHERE on me, then I took Benedryl and I had an alregic reaction to it so it just made it worse and I ended up having it for weeks, shit sucks

 
depending on how bad it is and where it is.

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never gotten it, and i walk through it barefoot and shit

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^yeah dude. I used to never get poison ivy until the last time i walked through it. That shit sucks. Your body can only take so much of it. Alright go to a pharmacy, and get calagel. that stuff workd pretty well. Then get some time of intant itch spray. Spray that on, and it stops it instantly, then use the calagel and it won't be so bad when the instant stuff rubbs off.

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