Poems

Doing a school project and just wondering if any of you guys have come across some sweet ski related poems. Give me what you have got.

skiing is fun
 
this isnt very ski related but here gfoes. there once was a skier from nantucket

who went down the hill on a rocket

the force of the blast shoced his cock up his ass

and his balls fell into his pocket.

 
If only it was a little bit colder

there'd be heaps and mounds,

just like in Boulder.

The rain's been pouring, everything's wet

Damn it, start snowing, I am set!

For powder and fluff and steeps and park,

and tow-in rail jibs in the dark!

If only it was a little bit colder

I'd be swimming in powder, up to my shoulders.

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