you've obviosly never been to hailey, idaho. last night, we were dropping this girl off at her house, and we were about to pull away when a cop car pulled up with its lights on and cut us off from the front, and another from behind. they told us they had a report of us setting off bottle rockets, which we didnt even do. my buddy fessed up to it anyway, and we all got off with "distrurbing the peace" misdemeanors. which is better than him searching our car and finding a case of coors and 2 grams of coke.
moral of the story: never underestimate just how bored small-town cops are.