Please tell me the absolute worst country song ever

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jacqui-la-fripui

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heres the thing, some girls we know always come over to our beachhouse in the summer and they like country music, but neither me or my brother or any of my friends like country. We like techno electronica reggae and some rap and rock. But when we play good music, the girls are always like "omg put on some country!" So if any of you could tell me the names of some terrible country songs, I will be able to put together an entire playlist of terrible country songs, so I can put it on for the girls and be like "whats the matter, you dont like fucking country?" so hopefully theyll never mention country again

so please help!
 
i dont understand why people hate on country. the artists are just as talented if not more than any other genre of music. people who think country is ignorant are just ignorant themselves for thinking its all about drinking, cheating wives, and horses. i like all kinds of different music. dont hate on music dude.

but if you want a really annoying one the boot scoot boogey is annoying.
 
I'm a fan of many types of music and I'm pretty open to new things. most country music doesn't make it into my playlists.
 
playin' with the queen of hearts.

or anything by cletus judd

or the new one about myspace and being online
 
oooooooh great. now playin' with the queen of hearts is stuck in my head. WHY did they have to include a country station in gta that every hick in the game listened to.
 
the worst one id that one Carrie Underwood song about the girl ruining the dude's truck...its like a crazy bitch "how to"
 
cletus is the man!

I love NASCAR it’s my kinda race

Just watching Jeff Gordon plow up the wall

Puts a smile on Dale Jr.’s face

No caviar, its beer and MOPAR

Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom

I love NASCAR

 
that is very likely the worst remake of a song ive ever heard.

i heard it on the way home from a rail jam at my mountain 5 days ago, and my ears exploded
 
i absolutely cannot stand the horrible song. the absolute worst piece-o-shit i've ever heard.
 
haha srsly. my sisters friend actually did that to her boyfriends truck. and then beat up like three chicks in a bar for talking to him. and spilt beer on many more. she's insane.

but yea. she thinks my tractors sexy. and then that one like swing batta batta swing batta batta swing or something like that.

everything.
 
Ark, I hate country music so bad. Not only does it suck, it encourages religion, pro conservative ideologies, capitalism, racism and dependency...all thing I really hate

 
I was in fucking Pembroke and the only radio station i got was a country one and my ipod was broken. I had to listen to TICKS by brad paisley...this song has to win some kind of award for being so fucking stupid. 'i wanna check you for ticks"
 
brad paisley(or sumpin lie dat) had a song thats like"ill check u for ticks"

i dunno, but that sounds pretty bad
 
he's a comedian. he's supposed to do that.

and it's from "i love this bar" and toby keith made that one.

guess who sings in "i love nascar"...ole toby.

maybe it's just me. i like nascar and late model racing. i dunno about everyone else.
 
Watching cars go in nothing but a cirlce all day straight up SUCKS. Road course racing is solid.

Country music is straight up horrible. For some reason the ladies like it though. Don't really get it personally.
 
back when by tim mcgraw is the stupidest song ever created. hands down lamest shit ever.

And I quote:

"Back when a hoe was a hoe

Coke was a coke

And crack's what you were doing

When you were cracking jokes

Back when a screw was a screw

The wind was all that blew

And when you said I'm down with that

Well it meant you had the flu

I miss back when."

out of control.
 
theres something wrong with you and your brother if you don;t like country.

- and really girls come over to your house- play whatever makes em happy! (unless they are fat,ugly or ridiculous bitches!)
 
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