Please shoot me in the knees

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skipimp_

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..cause i won't be needing them....

last night outside my work, me and my bud's bikes were locked up and while i was on the roof drinking beer, someone came up, put tape on my buddies frame (so it wouldn't make any noise when they hacksawed through his frame) they cut his frame in half so they could get my bike.......it's a 3000$ work of art that i built myself..a kona cindercone totally custom built......i want to die

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
i hope the bastard fucken dies in hell

theifs that steal from people suck.

we should shoot his knees out and you can valiantly wear his back skin as a cape

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damn dude that really sucks, i feel your anger, and it hurts

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
my bad

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
i like where you were goin with the other one tho :P

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Fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay.
 
he said back skin, not black skin.

and i would never have spent $3000 on a cindercone. sorry d00d.



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
i hope it was someone i know.....everyone in the city knows that's my bike......if it's still in ottawa, i'll get it back

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
fuck i hate people who steals ooooooo much

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
that sucks...time for my mt snow story...

i went to mt snow for the riderfest, pain in the ass, we went to the lodge where the comp was at, then we had to go to another lodge to sign up...we did all that, then right after halfpipe, we had to run to the other lodge to sign up for big air, well, halfpipe finished at like 1, so the whole wv freeride team went over, all of out stuff was in the other lodge, minus the stuff we had on, and our skiis...i stayed in that lodge until like 4:30, i was the last person to sign up for big air...so i go back to the other lodge to put on my heavier gloves and helmet(i was wearing pipe gloves and a skating helmet), and my whole freaking bag is gone...and i had mirror lenses in my goggles, so that's three items gone, then my retainers were in there, cause i can't ski with them....then my hat...so i did the big air and sucked it upm and gettin one practice jump, i did a three tail and fell on a 7x..wow...so i go down after the comp and leave my skiis outside, same with my 2 brothers, we went inside to report the missing bag, then 10 minutes later we come outside, all three pairs os skiis are gone, my brand new pow airs that i had for 3 days(that i had gotten back from rossi), like a month old volkl v's and year old candides, all gone...

not a happy night, and a three hour drive back to waterville

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

tva tva uuuh
 
thats fucked up, my poles were stollen and i was really ticked, report everything to your home insurence they should cover it all

*JaSoN*

 
people that steal sports equipment should have their balls stapled to a burning house's floor and give a rusty tuna can lid to decide their fate

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Fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay.
 
tru dat...i haven't had my skis stolen yet...but ive had 9 bikes ripped off

when i went to the riots in quebec city, i was in the middle of it all, and when i went to get a sub, i left my bag under the van and someone went under the van and stole it (my video camera and all my ski footage from the year in it) and i was pissed, the next day we went to mt ste anne, and it was raining, after 1 run i came back in and someone stole my brand new da kine poacher with my new oakleys, actually 2000 worthof stuff, and i get an insurance claim and we went to dunns one night and we came out, someone broke into the car, stole my cd player, by new da kine blade knapsack i just got replaced and my ski stull, goggles ect..............just smack my ass and lick my nuts

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
damn man..that really blows...we caught a guy stealing my little brother's poles once, it was funny, we were outside of the lodge at loon and he saw some guy walkin of casually with his poles and my bro goes 'what the hell are you doing?!', the guy dropped the poles and ran...it was funny

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

tva tva uuuh
 
thats fucked up. i'd kill him if i knew him.

dood dont give your hunt up.

what you have on the bike?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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u should go online like to ebay or yahoo actions to see if the guy is trying to sell it online cause since its worth so much im guessing that he doesnt wanna keep it~~u could also go to ur local bike shop and tell them to keep an eye out for ur bike if someone tries to come in and trade it in or sell some of the parts on it to them

Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~
 
Shawn Karma gets you every time, it might get me for this too but whatever. Your shit alwasy gets stollen, i dunno how but bad shit always happens to you, theres somehting wrong with yourself and i dunno what it is, but there has to be some sort of drug for it and you need to take it...........(uhhhh and i want to take it too if its good)

I am a Ski Pimp, thats all that needs to be said.
 
I just spent two months building a new bike out of some helllla expensive parts.

If anybody steals it, im gonna have to regulate.

I'm as close to god as you'll ever get....
 
awh that sucks royal ass. is that the same bike that u were working on and showed me in your basement when i was there?

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
the very same cryss

i didn't spend 3 k on it, i built it out of parts i collect

it had a bomber z3 longtravel fork, mavic 521 anodized front rim with a taledaga disc hub, front hayes discs, a pimp ass radical ingot stem, amoeba dh handlebars, xt rear, blue and red anodized kooka cranks with an envy rock ring, mavic 521 rear wheel with xt hub, rear xt v-brakes, selle italia carbon fibre titamium seat, kujo dh tires, red yeti grips, and to top it orr, orange valve caps......as i said, please kill me

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
Dude, I know nothing about bikes... but that sounds cool that you can list off like a thousand parts of it. Yeah- police report, insurance report... maybe put up a couple-hundred dollar reward, no questions asked... maybe the guy will cop in and give it back. If it's so customized he won't keep it for himself, that would just be plain stupid, he'll try to get it off his hands. Check around the bike shops, check eBay, etc. Damn d00d good luck, if someone ripped me off when I had spent countless hours building something beautiful I would be hella pissed myself...

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'Have you been borne yet & are you alive?

Let's reinvent the gods, all the myths of the ages.'

- Jim Morrison, 'An American Prayer'

 
my friend saw someone stealing his skis so he walked up behind him and kicked him hard in the ass with his ski boots on. the most hilarious thing ive ever seen

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I prefer to be free
 
My bike got stolen right in front of the cops and i said that's my freakin bike and they were like.. 'if it was a car it would be different' and I was like 'different how my fucking bike costs more than your car'

'Get back here you little dipshit I'm gonna rape you more than you'd wanna fuck britney spears now wtf did you do to my truck?'

~Jeff Thomas

'You are not allowed to block powdrprincess'

~MSN
 
man, the thing is, it was a pro job, i don't think it's still in ottawa, it's probably in montreal

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
I got a bike stolen out of my garage while i was asleep

'Hey this is kinda like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.' - milhouse
 
i made a bike out of popsicle sticks. it was sooooooooooo nice. i musta put 2, maybe 3 dollars into it.

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You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.
 
Yo man like 2 year ago i had a pimped out gary fisher, i cant remember the specs to much any more because it was a while ago, the only thing i remember about it was the race face bar, z1 drop off fork, and hays disk brakes. Anyways i jus finished urban riding so i put the bike right by my side door, the door was open and i could c the bikes, well anyway me bike got a little wet so i ran inside to get a towel to clean it, i was in for like maby 2 minutes tops, so when i came out some fucker ditched his bike and jacked mine. And the thing is i reconized the bike that the guy ditched because i saw him biking up and down my street like all day, and i never thought that he was planning on the right moment to jack my bike. I live in Ottawa to eh, there is so much bike crime goin around here, so that was like a waist of 3 grand. And i never found the bike or saw the guy again. Im waiting for the day i take my lead pipe to that guys head......his day will come, well anyways im out peace

 
awh dude that sucks...

that bike was so nice. well i saw the frame and the different parts just wasnt together yet.. thats so shitty Shawn.. it was a really cool bike. did u have insurance? can you ahve insurance on bikes?

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
ya but dude, you want like 6 bills for that piece of shit...im gettin another sweet deal...4 bills for a norco titanium.....i smell bad karma once again..but i can't afford 3k for a bike

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
i hate ppl that steal stuff, it always sucks and its a pain, theyre lame ass motherfckers that cant get anything themselves with their own money, i hate it.

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
anyone wanna donate money for me to get a new bike?

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
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