Please help!

[Lskier_]

a couple weeks ago i started to get bad grades and they have been slowly declining for a while. my parents are really strict about grades and they are really upset. They've been taking stuff away from me and now they have told me I'm only allowed to live under my deck in my backyard. Its been 5 cold, dirty days of living underneath my deck amongst squirrels and raccoons. I am writing this on my moms computer at the moment while she has left the house but i don't have much time. someone please send help.

 

[FastSpeed]

Pee in her butt

 

[gnar_whal]

full tilts

 

[SammyDubz]

lip blind tru

 

[CHORIZO]

Just dont drop your glass of milk on your moms keyboard

 

[.CJ.]

Shoot up your school, that way you won't have to worry about getting bad grades ever again.

 

[.CJ.]

Shoot up your school, that way you won't have to worry about getting bad grades ever again.

Please don't take this seriously.

 

[skier58284]

You put cedar on the poll twice, wtf is wrong with you?

 

[Chubz.]

Shoot up your school, that way you won't have to worry about getting bad grades ever again.

Please don't take this seriously.

Fuck you

 

[joe.kramer4]

i love you

 

[brov1]

put hot sauce on her dildo that'll teach her to mess with ya

 

[Mr.noodle]

Make the deck dope, bring a TV, mattress, xbox out there. they will be jelous and want to live under the deck and you will have the whole house to your self and your parents will be living under the deck.

 

[theabortionator]

meh

 

[gnar_whal]

Shoot up your school, that way you won't have to worry about getting bad grades ever again.

piece of shit

 

[.Hugo.]

Not even remotely funny

 

[chacha33]

same

 

[dustygoldflakes]

You have a deck for outside? Luckyyy

 

[Mingg]

deck or be decked

 

[maxwags9]

F*ck her right in the Pussy

 

[Lskier_]

UPDATE:my mom finally feel asleep and i got to sneak into her room to post this.PLEASE SEND HELP. This recent snowfall is the only thing keeping me going as i dream of skiing every cold, dark night. The raccoon population has declined greatly in my neighborhood due to my lack of food and i have turned to eating my own feces and survive off my tears while i lay under the dirty wooden deck. pls.....

 

[.CJ.]

Shoot up your school, that way you won't have to worry about getting bad grades ever again.

Please don't take this seriously.

Holy shit I'm retarded

 

[spliff.Life]

make a house of ramen

 

[JakeBarrett]

What the hell is wrong with NSG lately