PLEASE HELP!!

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Lafam

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Hey everybody,

Jaron Stadler Is trying to become a professional skier and Really needs your help! He is trying to work his way up to be able to afford to go on the Road to Minnesota

We are trying to raise a whole 300$ so he can purchase his first ever plane ticket to MINNESOTA, and we need YOUR support so HE can live his dream.

He grew up in a trailer and worked hard so he could drop out of school a year early in order to move out from new mexico and ski. He is the first skier to be able to be completely black out and ski Keystone Resort's big line successfully. His blooded out clothing and dirty style has made him one of the least talked about skiers in the industry.

Between working at la quinta all year, drinking copious amounts of alcohol daily, and smoking enough pot to put most people in comas he still somehow finds time to ski.

THIS IS WHERE YOU CAN HELP!!!

GIVE US YOUR MONEY SO WE CAN MAKE JARON REPRESENT LA FAMILIA IN MINNESOTA FOR THE 2014 GOLD MEDAL MOVIE!!

we will put up a link in a couple days!
 
fuck margetts and that other kid. my money goes to a high school dropout so he can keep doing drugs and get free ski gear
 
These two statements(especially when combined):

"worked hard so he could drop out of school"

"Between working at la quinta all year, drinking copious amounts of alcohol daily, and smoking enough pot to put most people in comas he still somehow finds time to ski."

Leave me absolutely zero desire to give him any of my money.
 
Dude, you really presented the "please donate money" thing in a really shitty way. This thread is just going to be a huge shitstorm.
 
Boooooooo.

"wheres your 300 dollars for the plane tickets?"

"couple bottles of KD and a fat sack."

"fuck it, somebody will give us the money. they want to see this shit."

"wheres your 20 grand for the olympics?"

"well my sponsors gave it to me but I put a new down payment on a truck and bought my girlfriend a ring."

"fuck it, we'll get somebody to give us the money."

same thing. atleast i'd actually donate a couple bucks to LaFa.
 
If he wasn't smoking and drinking so much, he'd probably have enough money to buy the ticket. It takes about a week maybe two, depending on your hours to easily make $300, with also some spending money..

Why should we give him our money when he spent his on alcohol and pot?

Don't get me wrong, spending your spare cash on that stuff is ok but, when he needs a ticket, he probably should be saving..

That's my two cents. Now you only need $299.98! Not trying to be a dick, but I'm just saying..
 
Everyone in this thread is getting trolled SO HARD. Anyway im totally on board, minnesota can never get too mich love
 
smoke a little less pot, buy your own ticket? you guys are good skiers but you sort of fail at life
 
Ill tell you what my dreams are.. but need a good scotch and 4 hours of admitting our insecurities and sharing whishpers in our ears. We will speak softly though, of warm summer nights, crisp autumn winds and lofe affairs that didnt quite pan out. In the end we reach a mutual agreement of time well spent. Take my hand brother.
 
Bigup LaFa sending good vibes! cant support tho spent all my money on the Ganja hopefully one day I can make it to Minnesota too!!
 
dont have any spare change but id be happy to send you a little bit of dope and some home brewed cider to help you get through the day.
 
for the less intelligents

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Haha so many indignant "well maybe if he didn't smoke away all his money he wouldn't be begging for mine!!" replies. Come on ns get it together.
 
If he only needs $300 why h do some yard work or just get a fuckin job... it takes a whole week to make that. My feelings have fallen for this man already
 
I'll pay him $300 to rake my leaves and other fall clean-up on one condition. Jaron has to clean up his act!
 
one of the few threads i take serious and i got trolled. why did i take the internet serious. why..
 
To the people not getting the joke: you're a joke. To LaFa: The kid that did the "donate so I can ski on the moon" thing totally beat you guys to the whole Matt Margetts parody and did it way better. You guys just come off a little on the salty side. Either way, LaFa is still dope.

To people who question my use of colons in an ns forum: Fuck you.
 
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