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[Leveroni]

I would rather jerk off. to a picture of my aunt. in public.

and my dick is only 3 inches.

 

[skithesprings]

i do that all the time

 

[Obsessedwski]

I would rather gang bang sheep in the middle of Edinburg in handcuffs

 

[Nooschoolers]

I would rather be a homosexual