Plans for zombie apocalypse this weekend?

well I got my "end of the world" party followed by my "Im still alive party".

of course this would be after multiple zombie slayings
 
but then u can get a head or a body part stuck on that shit. beat the shit outa zombies with heads and legs.
 
Here's my theory...they can swim (or so I hope). I live on Lake Minnetonka. Take all the large boats out to the deepest part of the lake (104ft deep, 1.5mi from shore) have everyone go raft all the cabin cruisers together to live on, use smaller boats as courier craft, and jet skis as fast attack vehicles...also we can run them over in the water and fuck their shit up with the props.

My choice of weapons:

Bat- we have 6 aluminium lying around

ax- got 3

chainsaw- always a classic

Icepick- not your pussy freezer icepick, a 5ft sharpened steel rod for getting through lake ice

Big ass fish hooks- hook em up, drag em round

machete- a given

Bowfishing setup- see big ass fish hooks

Shotgun- self explanatory

Fireworks- have you seen what happens when you put a firecracker in a sunfish?
 
Well if there is a zombie apocalypse I chose the perfect time to go back home where everyone owns a gun and my house is in the middle of Nowhere.
 
there are multiple gas stations on the lake...plus most everyone has at least a 25 gallons worth lying around at their house cause lake gas is like a dollar more expensive. We have a 500 gallon tank we just bring to the gas station with the truck.
 
Yo reverendwrong, I think I can meet up and fuck up shit. I'll bring random sharp things I have in my garage. All I have to do is get out of afton.
 
I checked to see if my meter was broken, but it seems to be in order. You're just an illiterate bag of fuck.

or possibly my meter is broken. But you're still a fuck.
 
Well one thing's for sure, we will probably need a theme song for tomorrow which I think I've found....as well as a good dance, just in case.
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please and thank you
 
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