Plans for zombie apocalypse this weekend?

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This was published on Fox News today.
Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion?
That's the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." And while it's no joke, CDC officials say it's all about emergency preparation.
"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency."
The post, written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan, instructs readers how to prepare for "flesh-eating zombies" much like how they appeared in Hollywood hits like "Night of the Living Dead" and video games like Resident Evil. Perhaps surprisingly, the same steps you'd take in preparation for an onslaught of ravenous monsters are similar to those suggested in advance of a hurricane or pandemic.
"First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house," the posting continues. "This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored)."
Other items to be stashed in such a kit include medications, duct tape, a battery-powered radio, clothes, copies of important documents and first aid supplies."Once you've made your emergency kit, you should sit down with your family and come up with an emergency plan," the posting continues. "This includes where you would go and who you would call if zombies started appearing outside your doorstep. You can also implement this plan if there is a flood, earthquake or other emergency."
The idea behind the campaign stemmed from concerns of radiation fears following the earthquake and tsunami that rocked Japan in March. CDC spokesman Dave Daigle told FoxNews.com that someone had asked CDC officials if zombies would be a concern due to radiation fears in Japan and traffic spiked following that mention.
"It's kind of a tongue-in-cheek campaign," Daigle said Wednesday. "We were talking about hurricane preparedness and someone bemoaned that we kept putting out the same messages."While metrics for the post are not yet available, Daigle said it has become the most popular CDC blog entry in just two days.
"People are so tuned into zombies," he said. "People are really dialed in on zombies. The idea is we're reaching an audience or a segment we'd never reach with typical messages."Editor's Note: The link to the posting at CDC.gov was not working as of Wednesday evening. Please check back for updates.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-warns-public-prepare-zombie-apocalypse/#ixzz1MlKvnMea

 
1. acquire call of duty

2. play zombies NON STOP until the 21st

3. ???

4. THE PROFIT OF LIVING ANOTHER DAY
 
I live a mile from the grocery store that's socked as shit. We can probably build a tunnel there.

Also I live on a farm so we've got barns and shit we can use.
 
alright i see you live in pennsylvania. only 1 state down from me. i should be there in the middle of the night. upon my arrival we will assemble teams. some will dig the tunnel to the grocery story. others will acquire weapons, barriers, blockades and get familiar with the territory. we should be good by saturday. fucking zombies wont ruin my weekend
 
There are two kinds of people in this world, those who have a plan for when the zombies take over the earth, and those that don't. We call those last people dinner.
 
My neighbor's dad grows marijuana, and my other neighbor has a horse farm so we're set on drugs and food.

I've already started boarding up my windows and stairs. I've set up 4 sniper zones and there are 2 weak spots in the fortress. front door, and back door.
 
there is still time. someone acquire 50 cals by saturday they will be of much use. being set on drugs and food just put me in such a good mood to slay zombies all day
 
We've got tons of vehicles too which can easily be modified to withstand zombie bitches.

Honda Pilot

Subaru Outback

Audi TT 3.2 quattro

2001 Honda Accord

Jeep Grand Cherokee

Two hella old Jeeps

Fuckload of tractors

And for when all hope is gone, we can ride goats.
 
I got the audi. I'm going to cover it in spikes, then reinforce the cloth top.

How many people can I expect to be here for this battle?
 
Alright. We'll split everyone up into Alpha team A, Alpha Team B, and Team Omega.

Alpha team A will be our skilled team of snipers, containing 10 people. They will be stationed in the sniper tower, attic and barn rafters.

Alpha team B will be our main fighters, composed of about 35 men. They will be on the front lines in the kitchen, porch, and living room. They will be supplied with lots of guns.

Team Omega will be stationed in The 2nd floor. We will be the men searching for other human life and planning our escape.
 
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ok guys this is what we have to work with. My house is the top one. The barn is directly across the yard, and there is a pool behind that.

The house on the bottom is my neighbors where the grow the weed. We can figure out a plan from here.
 
solid fucking plan. after i play call of duty nonstop until then i should be good to join the front line. however if i am wounded the only thing that can cure me is ganj and snacks
 
Party at my friends house. We got this super sick little mancave room. That or find some people to team up with and kill zombies. Anyone in the Sugarhouse/Millcreek/Southeast salt lake area wanna team up and kill zombies?
 
I'm pretty sure every guy has planned out with his friends how they would handle a zombie apocalypse; I know I have done it a million times.
 
Me, Theron, and PyroKarma have an attack plan for the SLC/PC area. PM if interested in joining up. Describe any recent combat experience you have, and what you can bring to the team. For example, I am currently a first degree black belt in Kenpo Karate, and possess a multitude of close-combat weaponry.

Best of luck, comrades.
 
i'd rather have an HK to make money, some monkeys (in this case i'll throw the annoying baby nextdoor that always cries), and a wunderwaffe for tight situations. Then one of my bros has a thundergun.
 
Shrooms for the first time on Friday, Saturday school, huge ass fucking party next to a super nice 27-hole frisbee golf course that will be played drunkenly at midnight and then hopefully some gargoyling (roof climbing) and riding llamas or cow tipping, which ever we can do easiest.

All that possibly followed by zombie apocalypse, fuck yeah!
 
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